*A lone, bearded pirate walks up to Pizza Guy, a mug of half full of grog swills in his cup letting off small vapors as it corrodes the interior of the mug. He smiles, laughs a hearty bellow..*
Pizza Guy? That\'s the stupidest name I ever heard!! Har Har - !

So ye want to be a pirate eh? How\'s about ye prove yer grit? En Gaurd... "Nobody\'s ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will."