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Offline videoholic

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« on: May 21, 2002, 06:54:08 PM »
If you were paralyzed and could only have sex in one position, what would it be?

I realize many of you have never even seen a vagina, but just imagine having sex (You probably already were anyway you bunch of horn dogs)

So what position would you want to be your keeper?  If it\'s a weird position you may have to name and explain it.
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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2002, 06:55:41 PM »
does it matter? As long as my crippled ass was still gettin\' some.
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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2002, 06:58:54 PM »
[SIZE=20]DOGGY STYLE[/SIZE]
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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2002, 07:01:12 PM »
i\'m with THAT guy...
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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2002, 07:03:54 PM »
Err...would have to consult some sort of "third party" who was in the "know" about specific suspension techniques which would incorporate multiple pulleys...

aye, fook it.

What luckee said.
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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2002, 07:04:12 PM »
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Originally posted by luckee
does it matter? As long as my crippled ass was still gettin\' some.


So you really are into anal sex Luckee. Geez, who would have guessed!
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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2002, 07:04:57 PM »
Wouldn\'t matter much.  Chances are if you\'re paralyzed, you can\'t feel anything from the neck down anyway :(
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« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2002, 07:13:29 PM »
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##


So you really are into anal sex Luckee. Geez, who would have guessed!


not really..only when im bending you over.
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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2002, 07:14:26 PM »
ba dum psshh
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Offline GmanJoe

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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2002, 07:35:08 PM »
Doggy. She likes it like that too.

No....nothing anal.

Wait a minute....this thread is about to get locked and trashed. :p
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« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2002, 03:25:47 AM »
Stanley gets pissed when we do it doggy style.  When you think about it, it is kind of rude.  We chop his balls off and then do it his way right in front of him.  It would be like cutting some dude\'s arms off and then making him watch you play basketball.

PS: Stanley is my dog

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« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2002, 06:37:07 AM »
you cut your dogs balls off and he still jerks off??  man o\' man, that dog knows what hes doing..
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« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2002, 09:31:37 AM »
The Wheelbarrow!
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« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2002, 11:46:35 AM »
The ATOMIC dog
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« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2002, 04:22:35 PM »
Upside down is fun...

What would I know, I am a virgin...
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