Originally posted by SonyFan
Yeah, well, at least I\'m not smoking crack cocaine.
*Looks around nerviously... twitches*
Sides, who cares if it takes the last 10-15 years offa yer life. Those years are crappy anyhow. Yeah.. like I\'m really gonna miss not having the oppertunity to wake up in the morning in excrutiating pain as my joints sieze up... changing my diaper cause I can\'t make it to the bathroom anymore... and having to take a full course breakfast worth of medication (bout 600 to 1200 dollars worth) every day just to keep my heart, liver, kidneys, pancreas, intestines, anus, eyes, ears, lungs, prostate, gaul bladder, and whatever else from shutting down and killing me within 24 hours.
Ya know what? Old age is highly over-rated.
*Lights up another cigarette and blows the smoke in Clowd\'s direction*
F... U...
but!!! if you survive to old age the effects of smoking can be VERY.. frightening to youngsters..
i dont think ive ever met a man over the age of 70, who is also a strong smoker, that didnt scare the **** out of me. ever.
plus, your older years are transferred BACK onto your young years in some cases
plus you waste lots of money
plus there is a likelihood that you wont see past your 30th birthday
plus it has been proven that
everybody that smokes on a regular basis has a 100% chance that their penis will fall off
if you smoke you are more likely to grow wooden legs
if you smoke while wearing your pants on your head your pants will catch on fire
anyone who smokes while giving oral sex gives their partner a nasty burn
anyone who smokes while receiving oral sex is just wishing the situaton was reversed
samwise has a shaggy penis with all sorts of skin flaps hanging off all over the place
shaggy from scooby doo smokes and he is a complete dork.
scooby doo guest starred in an episode of lassy where lassy smoked and lassy\'s penis fell off and scooby doo took it and dunked it in a glass of milk
Pakistani people
if you catch a bus naked they will throw you off and spit on your mother
MOO MOO!!!!!!
mamma makesa mah pasta witha larve
rockets go up
its unbelievable i cant wait for next week
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<<<--- Racers penis
im chewing on various caramel treats
people who smoke generally smell and have bad breath
SonyFan smells and has bad breath
Clowd spams, yet i cannot look away
please.. please....................yayayayayayayayLOL!!!1111111111
OMFG taht is so teh funy!LOL!!!1```~``~~~~!LO!L omgLOL yo uare such a faget LOL OMG j/k soryr j/k LOL yoo have teh tinny bloo pen1s LMAO!! OLOLOLOL~~11``~~```

ehehe im j/k u no i luv u kay??
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i rest my case..