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Offline luckee
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« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2002, 01:58:09 AM »
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Originally posted by shockwaves
Personally, I don\'t like em anyway.  I don\'t really see how using them helps you live to the fullest anyway.  Oh well, I\'ll take my anti smoking ass elsewhere...


Since you used some choice words of mine....why are you ASSuming I\'m saying smoking is living to the fullest? I didn\'t once say that. I don\'t even smoke..well cigs any..but thats another thread....

So I hope you are feeling fine ASSuming
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« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2002, 02:04:55 AM »
Yeah, well, at least I\'m not smoking crack cocaine.

*Looks around nerviously... twitches*

Sides, who cares if it takes the last 10-15 years offa yer life. Those years are crappy anyhow. Yeah.. like I\'m really gonna miss not having the oppertunity to wake up in the morning in excrutiating pain as my joints sieze up... changing my diaper cause I can\'t make it to the bathroom anymore... and having to take a full course breakfast worth of medication (bout 600 to 1200 dollars worth) every day just to keep my heart, liver, kidneys, pancreas, intestines, anus, eyes, ears, lungs, prostate, gaul bladder, and whatever else from shutting down and killing me within 24 hours.

Ya know what? Old age is highly over-rated.

*Lights up another cigarette and blows the smoke in Clowd\'s direction*

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« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2002, 02:06:58 AM »
You go girl! Lol, you\'re cool SonyFan.

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« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2002, 02:09:42 AM »
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Originally posted by SonyFan

*Lights up another cigarette and blows the smoke in Clowd\'s direction*

F... U...



I also love you sonyfan!!!!!!!!


I quite smoking cigs a few months ago..I cheat every now and again..usually when drinkin...

Anywho..I love how non-smokers wanna do so much...just for smokers..only  to live a few years longer.
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« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2002, 04:06:48 AM »
My assistant and her husband smoke.   We herass her about it a little bit sometimes.  I was saying how much I missed having a maid to clean up my house and how I can\'t wait for Lona to get back to work.  She was like, "You had a maid?"  She and her husband smoke a total of over 2 packs a day.  Say about 60 packs a month.  That\'s a couple hundred bucks.  Oh and they drink too.  Tack on at least a 6 pack a day to that.  so there is another 100 bucks.

What I wouldn\'t do to have another 300 bucks a month.
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« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2002, 04:47:38 AM »
2 packs a day?  ouch

i have a smoke every few days or so, when i leave work frustrated

and the VERY occasional *cough*, ummmmmmmm, THC fix
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« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2002, 05:21:47 AM »
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Yeah, well, at least I\'m not smoking crack cocaine.

*Looks around nerviously... twitches*

Sides, who cares if it takes the last 10-15 years offa yer life. Those years are crappy anyhow. Yeah.. like I\'m really gonna miss not having the oppertunity to wake up in the morning in excrutiating pain as my joints sieze up... changing my diaper cause I can\'t make it to the bathroom anymore... and having to take a full course breakfast worth of medication (bout 600 to 1200 dollars worth) every day just to keep my heart, liver, kidneys, pancreas, intestines, anus, eyes, ears, lungs, prostate, gaul bladder, and whatever else from shutting down and killing me within 24 hours.

Ya know what? Old age is highly over-rated.

*Lights up another cigarette and blows the smoke in Clowd\'s direction*

F... U...


:laughing:

but!!!  if you survive to old age the effects of smoking can be VERY.. frightening to youngsters..

i dont think ive ever met a man over the age of 70, who is also a strong smoker, that didnt scare the **** out of me.   ever.

plus, your older years are transferred BACK onto your young years in some cases

plus you waste lots of money

plus there is a likelihood that you wont see past your 30th birthday

plus it has been proven that everybody that smokes on a regular basis has a 100% chance that their penis will fall off

if you smoke you are more likely to grow wooden legs

if you smoke while wearing your pants on your head your pants will catch on fire

anyone who smokes while giving oral sex gives their partner a nasty burn

anyone who smokes while receiving oral sex is just wishing the situaton was reversed

samwise has a shaggy penis with all sorts of skin flaps hanging off all over the place

shaggy from scooby doo smokes and he is a complete dork.

scooby doo guest starred in an episode of lassy where lassy smoked and lassy\'s penis fell off and scooby doo took it and dunked it in a glass of milk

Pakistani people

if you catch a bus naked they will throw you off and spit on your mother

MOO MOO!!!!!!

mamma makesa mah pasta witha larve

rockets go up

its unbelievable i cant wait for next week

(_))::::::confused:   <<<--- Racers penis

im chewing on various caramel treats

people who smoke generally smell and have bad breath

SonyFan smells and has bad breath

Clowd spams, yet i cannot look away

please.. please....................yayayayayayayayLOL!!!1111111111

OMFG taht is so teh funy!LOL!!!1```~``~~~~!LO!L  omgLOL yo uare such a faget LOL OMG j/k soryr j/k LOL yoo have teh tinny bloo pen1s LMAO!!  OLOLOLOL~~11``~~``` :D ehehe im j/k u no i luv u kay??  

....

i rest my case..

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« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2002, 09:12:53 AM »
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Yeah, well, at least I\'m not smoking crack cocaine.

*Looks around nerviously... twitches*

Sides, who cares if it takes the last 10-15 years offa yer life. Those years are crappy anyhow. Yeah.. like I\'m really gonna miss not having the oppertunity to wake up in the morning in excrutiating pain as my joints sieze up... changing my diaper cause I can\'t make it to the bathroom anymore... and having to take a full course breakfast worth of medication (bout 600 to 1200 dollars worth) every day just to keep my heart, liver, kidneys, pancreas, intestines, anus, eyes, ears, lungs, prostate, gaul bladder, and whatever else from shutting down and killing me within 24 hours.

Ya know what? Old age is highly over-rated.

*Lights up another cigarette and blows the smoke in Clowd\'s direction*

F... U...


I agree with all of what you said about old age. Sad but it think it sums it up perfectly. How many senior citizens are in good heath mentally and phsyically? Very few.

Stands in front of Clowd and inhales all the smoke because I am a smoker. (Oh yea and Clowd seems like a nice guy).

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« Reply #23 on: May 26, 2002, 09:22:28 AM »
Smoking is the most retarded thing you could do.

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« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2002, 09:24:14 AM »
"Deathsticks", "I don\'t want them", and "Maybe you should rethink your life" are all lines from Star Wars Ep2.
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« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2002, 10:26:25 AM »
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Yeah, well, at least I\'m not smoking crack cocaine.

*Looks around nerviously... twitches*

Sides, who cares if it takes the last 10-15 years offa yer life. Those years are crappy anyhow. Yeah.. like I\'m really gonna miss not having the oppertunity to wake up in the morning in excrutiating pain as my joints sieze up... changing my diaper cause I can\'t make it to the bathroom anymore... and having to take a full course breakfast worth of medication (bout 600 to 1200 dollars worth) every day just to keep my heart, liver, kidneys, pancreas, intestines, anus, eyes, ears, lungs, prostate, gaul bladder, and whatever else from shutting down and killing me within 24 hours.

Ya know what? Old age is highly over-rated.

*Lights up another cigarette and blows the smoke in Clowd\'s direction*

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« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2002, 12:45:29 PM »
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Smoking is just like drinking. Some do, dome don\'t. I personally don\'t do either (Nelson:"Ha ha!"), but I don\'t fell any resentment towards those that do.

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well id say smoking is not like drinking... i mean stand next to fag smoke stinks ( as a non-smoker) also smoke comes across, and stuff..... while someone may drink a drink next to you and it doesnt make you cough etc.... i know some drinks may smell strong, but stand a few feet away and you dont smell it, while you can smell fags when standing a distanc away....
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« Reply #27 on: May 26, 2002, 12:48:11 PM »
Yeah, smokers don\'t just hurt themselves, they hurt others.  How lame is that.

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« Reply #28 on: May 26, 2002, 02:51:56 PM »
hehe:laughing:
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« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2002, 03:02:01 PM »
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Since you used some choice words of mine....why are you ASSuming I\'m saying smoking is living to the fullest? I didn\'t once say that. I don\'t even smoke..well cigs any..but thats another thread....

So I hope you are feeling fine ASSuming


I\'m sorry for my ASSumptions.  That was just the feeling I got from the string of posts before mine.

Anyway, I think smoking and drinking are very different in a lot of ways, as kopking said.  I\'m sure smoking\'s worse for you...

So, yeah.  I\'ll show myself out again.
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