Prediction:
NBC\'s ratings for the NBA Finals are going to plunge into the crapper. Most of the United States does not give a damn about watching the Lakers sweep the Nets. I wish you Laker fans would come to understand how much you and your team are hated. It isn\'t all love and happiness to win the Finals when you do it with a team including a-holes like Rick Fox and Robert Horry. Hey maybe Horry will throw a towel in Phil Jackson\'s face during a timeout. I\'d watch that. Otherwise, I plan on getting some sleep.
I admire Jason Kidd, but I don\'t want to watch him get beaten up and pounded by Shaq, then see no calls resulting from it. O\'Neal apparently gets fouled every time he steps on paint. A defender is standing rock solid with his arms in the air and somehow that\'s a defensive foul. Oh well, one of you Laker fans will have to explain that to me sometime. I\'m sure you have a good explanation. Meanwhile Bryant will continue to showboat his way to the highlight reels like he\'s always done. It\'s fun watching him do some unnecessary bullsh*t reverse scoop layup, and then totally blow it. He\'ll never change though, because there\'s no "Kobe" in the word "TEAM."
To summarize:
NBC Finals coverage viewers =
State of New Jersey
Los Angeles metro area
Various Laker bandwagoners throughout the U.S.
Populations of selected mental institutions and prisons
THAT\'S IT.