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Offline ooseven
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« on: June 05, 2002, 07:24:34 AM »
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WORLD CUP ASS-TROLOGY Jun 5 2002


A PSYCHIC donkey yesterday predicted England\'s arch-rivals Argentina will win the World Cup.

Mystic mule April, from Blair Drummond Safari Park, was shown flags of competing nations - and kept nudging Argentina\'s.

But she\'s also predicted a 2-1 win for England in Friday\'s group match, say park staff.


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« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2002, 08:18:45 AM »
LOL!  What is the world coming to, when people think an ass can predict the future.
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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2002, 08:32:08 AM »
Meh, they usually call that the CIA, but you know, whatever works :P
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« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2002, 09:28:47 AM »
psychic donkey:rolleyes:
how stupid is that
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« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2002, 10:34:09 AM »
woooooooo, man thats cool.. but thats wrong england for the cup!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2002, 10:36:52 AM »
that is pretty ass-inine huh?
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« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2002, 12:43:36 PM »
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Originally posted by Tyrant_246
psychic donkey:rolleyes:
how stupid is that
Don\'t talk about my date that way.
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« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2002, 05:35:08 AM »
where is Lord Mule when you need him?
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« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2002, 06:09:06 AM »
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where is Lord Mule when you need him?


rofl, I was thinking the same thing.
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« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2002, 06:58:45 AM »
I don\'t see any prophecies coming out of you guys\' non-psychic butt.  Is it the ugly sense of jealousy I detect?
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