Pain.

Well, I had to have heart surgery. I had my sternum cracked, and all my ribs broken so they could get to my heart, then they stitch me back up.

Man did that hurt afterwards.

[Bobs_Hardware]

Originally posted by SonyFan
I think about the worst pain I ever been in is when I accidentally got my penis caught in a slamming car door.

Wow that hurt.

dude.. what the hell were you doing that got your **** stuck in a car door???....... well... i think i just realized  **nudges you in the ribs**.. you ol\' dog you  


as for the rest of this thread... OUTCH!  some painful stuff

Most painful thing that ever happened to me was when i was playing football (Rugby League ) with a few friends.. and a couple of HUGE guys ran up and tackled me.. one of them (accidentally?) stuck their knee.. REALLY REALLY hard in my groin.

And i know what your thinking "Big deal.. he was kneed in the nuts" ().. ohh no.. this thing somehow caught me right on the d1ck... and i gotta say....WOWOWOWWOWWOWOWOWO was that painful.. i was lying on the ground for about half an hour, i couldnt move.. i honestly thought that it had ripped in half... ohh.. ohhhhh man that was bad

Originally posted by Kimahri
plain and simple

BACK PAIN

Word. A jammed nerve in the back... that`s pain. A root-treatment at the dentist is nice too.

when i we were stationed in germany when i was five, i slammed my finger in the door, and it ripped the tip off, down about halfway on the nail, it was hanging from a thread of skin about an inch, could see bone and all, worst thing is is when my mom went to wash it, the rag she used had ****ing bleach on it, owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, anyways now the top of my middle finger is all weird, no-one can tell, unless i point it out to them, but that has to be the most painful experience ever, i can think of some more later.

Now that had to hurt mjps. And you were little. It reminds me when i was little and was at my friends house swimming. His mom was out there on one of those folding chairs. Something was wrong with it...i forget what...but she had to keep her hand on something on the bottom of the chair. Well i guess her hand slipped of something...the chair collapsed. She got up with half her finger missing.

Ok heres Mine:
     
       My wife was complaing all the time that I snored go figure so I saw an ENT (ear nose and throat) Doc wo scheduled surgey.. Afterwards they had my nose packed with gauze but more like a tampon string and all that they pack into your nose through you throat cause the hole in the inner part of your nose is bigger than the hole on the outter .. Ok heres the painfull part after 4 days of this packing its time to remove it well it comes out the outter hole and now the tampon is twice the size because of the blood my eyes just streamed tears the entire time it was like Total Recall when Arnie pulled the probe out of his head..

Ok and Heres one that made me whince.. One night my friend calls me and tells me something happened to him and he think he need medical attention but he doesnt want to cause its embarrising and if I could come over so I agreed.. When I got there I was mummified apparently him and his girlfriend were fooling around on the floor well he rolled over on his hard on and some how ruptired some blood vessells ad now his well you know was 3 times the size and black and he was just winching with pain.... God it was awfull ended well though I took him to the ER and after 2 hours of micro surgey everything was fine.