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« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2002, 01:58:52 PM »
If I said half the things you guys want me to say they would send to the loony bin for observations.:laughing:

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« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2002, 02:03:20 PM »
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If I said half the things you guys want me to say they would send to the loony bin for observations.:laughing:

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d00d..its really easy...they have simple questions that require simple answers.

One is something about being prejudice against other races. Answer yes. One is about if you or a family member has been a victim of a violent crime..say yes. Some other ones I can\'t remember...but all easy stuff.
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« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2002, 02:35:05 PM »
Thanks!

I\'m going to fill out the form tonight. I think what I will put down will pretty much get me excused.

I\'ll let you guys know what happens. I just hate wasting a day.

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« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2002, 02:37:04 PM »
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"I\'d love to be on the jury.  This will give me the opportunity to just mess up someone\'s life whether they are really guilty or not."


ROFL! That\'s great! I would actually love to do that.. lol :laughing:
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« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2002, 05:01:32 PM »
Just tell them you can\'t make it because the Grand Wizard is comming up from Alabama to hold a seminar and you have to be there to represent your Clan. That should work. :D
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« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2002, 05:03:35 PM »
:laughing:

That\'s pretty close to one of the cards up my sleeve.

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« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2002, 02:58:51 PM »
Well, I\'m on a case. I can\'t tell you anything about it but it will be over by Monday and I should be working on my vacation tan by Tuesday morning.

I could have easily been excused but because of the length of the case I decided to stick it out. I\'m glad I did! Sitting around waiting for stuff to happen is mind numbing but when the case is going it\'s really fascinating.

I lose a day of my vacation but I have to say in the end it\'s worth it.

Who would\'ve thunk it?

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« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2002, 03:03:32 PM »
plus you get paid for it.
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« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2002, 03:06:20 PM »
you better find me not guiltiy or ill kill you.
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« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2002, 03:09:54 PM »
If I thought the person that\'s being tried was a psx2central regular, I would have to send him to the chair.

You guys are all nuts. J/K :p

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« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2002, 03:37:15 PM »
the defending and prosecuting attorney both have to agree on a juror, so all you have to say is

a. i hate minorities, they should all fry in the chair
b. i hate women, they\'re the devil! (insert men, if yer a woman)

boom! no jury duty
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« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2002, 03:40:11 PM »
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If I thought the person that\'s being tried was a psx2central regular, I would have to send him to the chair.

You guys are all nuts. J/K :p

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If we are nuts then you can\'t send us to the chair.  Don\'t you know the Retard Rule?
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« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2002, 03:46:35 PM »
I don\'t accept the retard rule as valid. :)

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« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2002, 03:50:41 PM »
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the defending and prosecuting attorney both have to agree on a juror, so all you have to say is

a. i hate minorities, they should all fry in the chair
b. i hate women, they\'re the devil! (insert men, if yer a woman)

boom! no jury duty


mm,

This was a really weird start to a trial. It was so late in the day that the judge asked us questions as a group and not one at a time.
The funny thing is the judge asked all of us if there was any reason that we might not be able to make it on Friday (today) and about ten or so people raised their hands. He just let them go no questions asked.

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« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2002, 04:11:48 PM »
oh, when i went, it was early and only one attorney questioned me

i told him i hate women and wouldnt feel comfortable as a peer

he said, "nice a nice day", and i went home

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