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Offline luckee
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The last things women would ever say..
« on: June 26, 2002, 02:21:26 PM »
1.Could our relationship be more physical? I\'m tired of just being friends.
2.Go ahead and leave the seat up, it\'s easier for me to douche that way.
3.I think hairy butts are really sexy.
4.Hey, get a whiff of that one.
5.Please don\'t throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
6.This diamond is way too big!
7.I won\'t even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
8.Wow, it really is 14 inches!
9.Does this make my butt look too small?
10.I\'m wrong, you must be right again.
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« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2002, 02:40:07 PM »
Oh how I wish #1 was true.

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« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2002, 03:29:20 PM »
5 things you CAN count on a woman saying.

!. You don\'t need friends, you\'ve got me.
2. You can\'t watch football, I\'m watching Coronation street/Eastenders/Neighbours.
3. You\'re not going out drinking, my parents are coming round tomorrow.
4. I\'ts a ready meal for one, there\'s another one in the freezer, you\'ll have to put it on yourself.
5. It\'s YOUR dog, you take it for a walk.
Don't waste your words I don't need anything from you. I don't care where you've  been or what you plan to do. I am the resurrection and I am the light. I  couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like.

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« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2002, 03:42:51 PM »
#11.  Sure you can hit it from the backside
#12.  I admit it, you\'re right

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« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2002, 04:08:35 PM »
#13 I don\'t need anything. Buy that new game for you.
#14 Let\'s play some sports videogames. I love SPORTS!
#15 She is my girl friend. I have told her how good you are in bed. Would you like to score with both of us at the same time?
I just wanna know!.

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« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2002, 05:07:30 PM »
#16 Oh I\'ll pick that up for you
#17 Of coarse Chris (me), I\'ll go out with you (just a bit of humor in there ;) . I really got women lined up outside my door :D )
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« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2002, 12:35:35 PM »
#18. im going to the store did you want me to pick up some beer for you?
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« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2002, 04:42:11 PM »
#19 LETS HAVE SEX!!! I dont care about my morals and self-respect!!!!


things woman will say
#6
im going to stay a virgin until im married, or be with the guy i truly love
#7
love is a strong word, are you sure about your feelings?
#8
You dont have to get me anything for my birthday, so dont worry about it.
Don\'t try to confuse me with what you call  facts, my mind is already made up.

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« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2002, 08:29:44 AM »
#9-IF YOU PEE ON THE SEAT CLEAN IT UP!!!
#10-I should have listened to my mother
#11-It\'s not you, it\'s me
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13 year old boys sleep with older women cause theyd be stupid not to

 

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