Author Topic: Please explain these problems I am having (Read 1557 times)

CHIZZY · « **Reply #15 on:** July 23, 2002, 12:53:06 PM »

/me KICKS the soapbox out from underneath cygnus.

chill out, gramps. Just havin fun here. I also never saw your name in vid\'s post....

(that will happen in tomorrow\'s fag bashing threads.....)

« **Reply #16 on:** July 23, 2002, 01:02:27 PM »

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Originally posted by CygnusXI
Get bent vid:mad:

Haha real funny to mock peoples beliefs.

So mocking someones race is wrong.
Mocking someones sexual orientation is wrong.
But go ahead with the bashing of Christian/Jews, that\'s O-Tay!!

Or, is it all good? Cause I got some Doozies for y\'all:rpissed:

I\'m gonna get kicked for this...but...

Race is not something you chose.
Sexual Orientation is not something you chose.
Religion IS something you choose.

That\'s the difference.

« **Reply #17 on:** July 23, 2002, 01:26:00 PM »

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Originally posted by shockwaves

Race is not something you chose.
Sexual Orientation is not something you chose.
Religion IS something you choose.

That\'s the difference.

You are correct, sir.

« **Reply #18 on:** July 23, 2002, 01:27:46 PM »

Just because it is your choice doesn\'t mean its right to bash someone for their views. Just because you see something different than someone else doesn\'t mean you should be looked down upon.

videoholic · « **Reply #19 on:** July 23, 2002, 01:35:47 PM »

No one is looking down upon anyone.

These are things taken out of the bible.

If you believe in the bible, then I assume you believe in all these things.

If that\'s ok with you to believe these things then who am I to judge.

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OK, if you are a blind man and you are reading this then I am about to offend you with a little joke.
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice gazongas," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

Titan · « **Reply #20 on:** July 23, 2002, 02:23:14 PM »

I\'m supposedly Roman Catholic (but my faith is going down like a plane in a spiral nose dive) and I didn\'t take offense to it. Cyg, just chill out.

CHIZZY · « **Reply #21 on:** July 23, 2002, 02:39:54 PM »

yeah, don\'t be such a...

[SIZE=8]PUSSY![/SIZE]

Titan · « **Reply #22 on:** July 23, 2002, 02:44:24 PM »

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Originally posted by Videoholic
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OK, if you are a blind man and you are reading this then I am about to offend you with a little joke.
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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice gazongas," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

Funny Vid. That\'s a pretty good joke.

videoholic · « **Reply #23 on:** July 23, 2002, 03:05:41 PM »

Very old, but funny none the less

« **Reply #24 on:** July 23, 2002, 03:25:54 PM »

« **Reply #25 on:** July 23, 2002, 03:27:46 PM »

Maybe I should edit the above post.It\'s insensitive to chickens,and babies,and probably staples.

videoholic · « **Reply #26 on:** July 23, 2002, 03:49:28 PM »

How do you make a dead baby float?

Root Beer and a couple of scoops of dead baby.

Damnit, now I did it too.

« **Reply #27 on:** July 23, 2002, 03:50:31 PM »

As being the son of a nondenominational preacher let me be of some help my bother.

1. Burn them they are of coures pagans, and it is you DUTY to rid the world of those that bear false wittness.

2. Must we look at this as in a monny issue or shoud you find a needy famly that has a sheep farm to have her labor at.

3. This my son is a touchy subject. The nest I can tell you is that if she is REAL FUSSY stay away.

4. Has the Candaians even faught a war. At lest the Mexician took the Alamo.

5. Once again they must be pagan. You know what you must do.

6. sin in the same in Gode eyes.

7. The best I can say is do as the high Priest did. Tie a rope on one leg and put bells on your robe. If they dont hear the bells they can pull your body out.

8. Pagans,get the stones.

9. As longe as you wear the gloves and dont let it touch any part of you bear skin.

10. Yes you must get the towns people. Its a good time for a potluck.

CHIZZY · « **Reply #28 on:** July 23, 2002, 06:04:16 PM »

Styx, I find your post offensive.

to literate people.

j/k

« **Reply #29 on:** July 23, 2002, 06:14:48 PM »

here are some jokes for you;
Why didn\'t Christ go to college?

He was nailed on the boards!

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Roman soldier to Jesus Christ...

Cross your leg\'s please. We have only got three nails.

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What did Jesus say when he was up on the cross?

Hey, I can see my house from here!

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How could jesus walk on water?

He couldn\'t actually, he was just so full of holes that he floated.

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What did Jesus say as he was being crucified?

"Ouch! God damn it! That hurts!"

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What did Jesus say when he was up on the cross?

"Well, this is a hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"

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Why can\'t Jesus eat M&M\'s?

They keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Jesus Christ walks into an inn. He hands the innkeeper 3 nails and asks,

"Can you put me up for the night?"

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Why was Jesus born in a stable?

Because Joseph belonged to an HMO.

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Jesus was supposed to be a carpenter and a miracle-worker...

Why couldn\'t he do anything with those last three nails?

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What\'s the difference between Jesus Christ and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

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Why did Jesus cross the road?

Because he was nailed to the chicken!

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Author Topic: Please explain these problems I am having (Read 1557 times)