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The cooler super power

nvisibility
20 (62.5%)
bility to fly
12 (37.5%)

Total Members Voted: 32

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Offline Joker
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« Reply #30 on: July 25, 2002, 03:05:05 PM »
The flying thing has to be really specific i\'d say.

Superman can fly, but say he\'s drunk and he takes out a few buildings along the way. He\'s perfectly fine. Now with us, we\'d be dead in a second.

Hell just hitting a bird at Supermans flying speed would kill us.

If my body could comfortably handle the punishments of flying then i\'d choose it.

if not, the Invisibility.
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« Reply #31 on: July 25, 2002, 05:28:17 PM »
Invisibility. I could go into the girls locker room :D :D :D . That and super model changing rooms ;)
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« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2002, 06:06:14 PM »
HaHa.. Easy.. Invisibility.

I would lurk around my garden.. NUDE! And no one would be able to see me.
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« Reply #33 on: July 25, 2002, 07:46:54 PM »
You are all nuts... the coolest super power would be Shape Shifting. Why turn invisable and look at hot chicks when you can turn yourself into one of those hot chicks and play with yourself??
If I was Pamela Anderson, I would play with my boobies all day long. :D

Oh, and lets not forget all other neat shyt you could do.  I mean, yeah you could rob a bank (sperm bank in ##RaCeR\'s## case :p ) and then jus walk/fly away.. but the cops would jus look for someone who\'s flying or some floating money bag strolling down the street. If you\'re a shape shifter, you could go on a massive crime spree all across town and the Cops will be runnin around lookin for the city\'s newest uber crime team: Richard Simmon and Mr. T while you\'re at home turned into Demi Moore rollin around in a big pile of cash on your bed....


.... and playin with your boobies.
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« Reply #34 on: July 25, 2002, 09:13:05 PM »
OMG I could see my friends sis...

****ING IVISIBILITY BABY!!!!!
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« Reply #35 on: July 25, 2002, 09:56:00 PM »
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ive said invisibility... cos basically, i could spy on any sexy women i liked and get anythong i wanted, ok i might steal it... but hey im invisible


WOW!  Now we have a new one.. instead of just spying on naked women.. you\'ll use your super powers to steal THONGS!  That\'s pretty creative..

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« Reply #36 on: July 25, 2002, 10:28:05 PM »
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When I saw the subject of this thread, I thought the poll items were going to be:


United States of America
Russia
India


Something like that

my vote U.S.S.R. \'63
coolest super power of all time they were some cocky badass mofo\'s back then
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« Reply #37 on: July 25, 2002, 10:51:24 PM »
F*ck that. Best super power was the Ottoman Empire. God the Turks owned.

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« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2002, 10:55:11 PM »
dude cuba october 1963 that was some ballsy ass shit
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« Reply #39 on: July 25, 2002, 11:03:28 PM »
Jar O\' Pickles, clean out your mail box. ;)

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« Reply #40 on: July 25, 2002, 11:20:19 PM »
the mongol empire

Genghis Khan OWNED!!!!

gotta love that "join me or die" shit!

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« Reply #41 on: July 25, 2002, 11:26:16 PM »
The Huns were bad ass as well. Attila....Bleda....damn I play too much Age of Empires....

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« Reply #42 on: July 26, 2002, 12:59:25 AM »
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Oh, and lets not forget all other neat shyt you could do.  I mean, yeah you could rob a bank (sperm bank in ##RaCeR\'s## case :p ) and then jus walk/fly away.
Rofl, that was great. :laughing:
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« Reply #43 on: July 26, 2002, 01:09:17 AM »
Thx man. My genious often goes unnoticed here. :(
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« Reply #44 on: July 26, 2002, 01:11:42 AM »
Nah, don\'t worry. I think you\'re one of the funniest (and smartest) people here. Keep on going strong! :D
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