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Offline Living-In-Clip

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« Reply #105 on: March 21, 2005, 10:28:37 PM »
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Every day I\'m with my girlfriend breaks my record of being with a girl. 3 months now and still climbing. She really is an awesome girl and I\'m glad I\'m with her.


To soon to know her. Trust me, they have quirks that will drive you mad, like having to have the comforter in a certain position to go to sleep. The face upwards and tag down. It\'s insane! Or having to make sure the door is locked twenty times in one time and still getting woke up because she heard a "noise". WE LIVE IN THE CITY, OF COURSE THERE IS A FUCKING NOISE!
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« Reply #106 on: March 22, 2005, 11:07:53 AM »
The city?  You\'re in Kentucky!  You no broad band fool.
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« Reply #107 on: March 22, 2005, 12:10:09 PM »
those tractors can be noisy
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« Reply #108 on: March 22, 2005, 02:07:48 PM »
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Every day I\'m with my girlfriend breaks my record of being with a girl. 3 months now and still climbing. She really is an awesome girl and I\'m glad I\'m with her.


First six months are usually pretty steady and good. But from then on out, you\'ll get comfortable with one another, and before you know it she\'ll be telling you your dick\'s small and your hair sucks.
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« Reply #109 on: March 22, 2005, 08:45:20 PM »
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The city?  You\'re in Kentucky!  You no broad band fool.


Well, it\'s sorta the city. Alright - it\'s not complete bum-fuck-egypt, but it still sucks ass.

As for broadband , as soon as I get the money to get it installed...argh.
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« Reply #110 on: March 23, 2005, 07:35:20 AM »
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First six months are usually pretty steady and good. But from then on out, you\'ll get comfortable with one another, and before you know it she\'ll be telling you your dick\'s small and your hair sucks.


God personl experience is a terrible thing isnt it....
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« Reply #111 on: March 23, 2005, 10:21:01 AM »
"Your dicks small."

Wow, get better girlfriends... or a bigger dick.
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« Reply #112 on: March 23, 2005, 10:29:18 AM »
Nah, just get smaller girlfriends.
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« Reply #113 on: March 23, 2005, 07:38:01 PM »
or send them to a man who can please them

*realizes no one here can do that and leaves thread
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« Reply #114 on: March 24, 2005, 03:34:00 PM »
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Nah, just get smaller girlfriends.


Asian girls are small.
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« Reply #115 on: March 24, 2005, 07:56:07 PM »
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or send them to a man who can please them


Have you taken a good look around at the members of this board? :)
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« Reply #116 on: March 26, 2005, 11:20:13 PM »
I don\'t have a girlfriend and get plenty of sex:)
less baggage life is great
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« Reply #117 on: March 27, 2005, 04:57:42 AM »
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I don\'t have a girlfriend and get plenty of sex:)
less baggage life is great


Take it from a professional masturbator, masturbation is not "sex". Nice try tho\'!
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« Reply #118 on: March 27, 2005, 06:06:35 AM »
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Take it from a professional masturbator, masturbation is not "sex". Nice try tho\'!



LOL nice one. Man just go out more you would be suprised females don\'t even want the serious thing. And if you got a lil game I know you could pull some chicks. But hey I am not knocking you or anyone for wifing the first thing that comes along.

I just don\'t see what the points to go from relationship to relationship especially when you don\'t want marriage anytime soon. Your just going to end up breaking up. And all the money you spent on that chick will be all for nothing.
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« Reply #119 on: March 27, 2005, 06:28:51 AM »
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LOL nice one. Man just go out more you would be suprised females don\'t even want the serious thing. And if you got a lil game I know you could pull some chicks. But hey I am not knocking you or anyone for wifing the first thing that comes along.

I just don\'t see what the points to go from relationship to relationship especially when you don\'t want marriage anytime soon. Your just going to end up breaking up. And all the money you spent on that chick will be all for nothing.


this man speaks the truth...aren\'t we all pimping these chicks to get between they\'re thighs anyway? ;)...but qdog i will say this at least in my situation when i found my wife..i knew she was the one...slaying all those chicks gets tiring after awhile,..but trust i\'ve been where you\'re at and it\'s a good feelin\'...no strings attached just strickly physical...
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