I found this while looking around on the site, made me laugh:
Shopping Joke
A 25 years old woman is at the grocery store.
The wrapper looks at the items she\'s buying as he puts them in a bags.
There;s 1 bottle of milk, 1 small cereal box, 1 frozen dinner, 1 can of soup, 1 box of spaghetti and 1 can of frozen juice.
The wrapper says: "You¹re single, right?".
She says "How do you know?", blushing as she speaks the words with a nice smile.
He responds: "Because you\'re ugly".