Sick joke...

the first ones a classic but you should switch it a alskan chick and a snowmoblie instead of a penguin and a cadillac it just all little farfetched

They were all quite good and sick and funny

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Here\'s a nice little aussie joke.. Can\'t remember it right though.
Remember, It\'s a joke.

One day there\'s a Australian, A Chinese man and a American.
They were on a ship, that started to sink. So they decided they needed to throw over whatever they could to stop the ship from sinking..
So first the Chinese man throws off a tone of rice, The american asks the chinese man why he through off all the rice. The chinese man replied by saying he had enough rice in his country. So then the American through over a tone of junkfood. The Australian asked the American why he did it. The American replied by saying he had enough of it in his country. So the Australian thought of what he could get rid off, he looked at the chinese man. Grabbed him, and through him over the side of the ship. The American asked "what the hell did you do that for" the Australian replied by saying "Had to many of them in my country"

ahh

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heard that one before, but with different nationalities, ie american throws a Mexican

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Ok, here\'s another one.. These are off the top of my head. so if there\'s mistakes.. too bad.

Oneday there\'s a plane flying with 10 kids, a pilot and Micheal Jackson.  The plane starts to have engine troubles and the pilot tells micheal there\'s only 2 parachuttes. Micheal asks the pilot "But what about the children?"  The pilot replies with "F#ck the children!!"  So micheal then responds with "Do we have time?"

So there u go, another crappy joke from the soul man.

thought i would contribute.....
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One day Jonny came skipping home from school as happy as can be.  He skipped into the kitchin when his mother asked him why he was so happy.

"I had sex today" said Jonny.

"WHAT!.......you are only 14 years old, what are you doing having sex? go to your room!.....when your father gets home i\'ll send him up to talk to you"

So Jonny goes to his room.  Later his father walks in and says...

"Now, son i heard what happened today and let me be the first to...........congradulate you!...you my boy, are now a man."

"But dad?...mom said that what i did was wrong." said Jonny.

"Nevermind what she said son, and if she asked what we talked about just say it was man talk"

So the next day Jonny comes home from school again.  In a few hours his dad comes home and asks him...

"So son, did you have sex again today?"

Jonny replies........"No dad, my ass hurts too much from yesterday"

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Here\'s another one for you pervs.

Little Billy one day went into the kitchen and asked his mom, "how old am I mom?", "why, you\'re 5 years old Billy."

So Billy ran into the living room and asked his grandma "how old am I grandma?" and she responded "well, you\'re 5 years old Billy."

So Billy ran into the next room (just some other room) and asked his grandpa "how old am I grandpa?" too which he responded "let me feel your balls and I\'ll tell you." So Billy dropped his pands and grandpa started feeling away, then he said "hmmmmm well, you\'re 5 years old Billy." Billy was amazed "wow, you could tell that just from feeling my balls?.

"No, I just heard your grandma saying it before."


heh heh

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