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Offline theomen
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« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2002, 07:16:27 PM »
why do ducks have big feet?  
to put out forest fires

why do elephants have big feet?
to put out flaming ducks
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« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2002, 08:04:58 PM »
these arent that stupid but i was looking thru ilovebacon.com and came across them

http://www.ilovebacon.com/052702/c.shtml
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« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2002, 02:41:45 AM »
Person 1: Someone called you an owl.....

Person 2: WHO?

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« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2002, 06:14:31 AM »
here is one I heard off a movie:

A Mother tomato, a father Tomato and a Baby tomato go walking down a street.........the baby tomato gets squashed......the father tomato says catchup (get it)!


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« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2002, 06:20:05 AM »
:laughing:  Ahh, Serrano.. good ones :)

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i still like my old knock knock joke

knock knock

who\'s there?

the incredible interupting cow

the indreddible inter - MOOO!!!


Your old knock knock joke?  That\'s been around since I was in the 2nd grade.  :)  Most likely early :)
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« Reply #20 on: August 18, 2002, 07:42:59 AM »
some of these are quite funny, some are just.. ermmmmmmm..... sad
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« Reply #21 on: August 18, 2002, 08:07:00 AM »
knock knock...

whos there....

Amy Fischer....

Amy Fischer wh...BANG!
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« Reply #22 on: August 18, 2002, 11:11:26 AM »
why did jesus cross the road?
he was nailed to the chicken
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« Reply #23 on: August 18, 2002, 12:01:43 PM »
That pirate one\'s awesome.

Too bad I\'m unfunny, or I\'d share my jokes with yall.
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« Reply #24 on: August 18, 2002, 01:50:19 PM »
[spoiler=how do you make a hormone?]Don\'t pay her[/spoiler]
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« Reply #25 on: August 18, 2002, 01:58:01 PM »
Q. What does Yoko Ono have in common with an Ethiopian?
A. They both live off dead beetles.
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« Reply #26 on: August 18, 2002, 02:01:01 PM »
Most of these are stupid, but that is what makes them funny.
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« Reply #27 on: August 18, 2002, 03:47:31 PM »
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[spoiler=how do you make a hormone?]Don\'t pay her[/spoiler]

[spoiler=i know it]u learn how to use the spoiler tag[/spoiler]
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« Reply #28 on: August 18, 2002, 05:27:41 PM »
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:laughing:

Anyways.. more from me...

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: Where\'s my tractor?!?!?!

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« Reply #29 on: August 19, 2002, 02:49:31 AM »
A few Manchester United jokes.

(sorry, I couldn\'t resist).

Man walking his three-legged dog on Platt Fields finds a lamp which he picks up and removes the cork. Out pops a genie.

Genie: Thank you for releasing me from the lamp, O Master. I have the power to grant you one wish - anything you desire.

Man: Can you make my dog win Crufts?

Genie: What, with only three legs? Wish again!

Man: OK, can you arrange for Man Utd to win the Champions league?

Genie: Let\'s have a look at that dog again.


Q: How many Man. Utd. fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 540,001. That\'s one to change it, 40,000 to say they\'ve been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit! In fact, it could be argued 540,002, as someone will have to compare the light bulb to George Best.
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