Hey Jaye, I\'ve heard that before. That\'s an old joke.. the version I heard went like...
One day Bill Clinton is walking down the beach at his summer home and stumbles upon a lamp that washed up on the beach. Being the money whore he is, he decided to polish up the lamp and see if it was worth anything. As he polished it, pink smoke erupted from the spout and lo and behold a genie poped out.
"Oh master, a thousand thankyous for releasing me from that lamp. In return, I will grant you any wish your heart desires."
Now, being wanted to be remembered for doing SOMETHING good durring his time in office, Bill pulled out a map of the middle east. "See this map," Bill said "I want you to stop the fighting in all of these countrys. Let them live in peace and harmony with each other and promote ideas of freedom and equality."
"Master", the genie said. "Those countries have been fighting for thousands upon thousands of years.. and their society are so ingrained with brutality and opression that it\'s an impossible task. These are wishes, not miracles. I am sorry, please, wish again."
So Bill thought about it for a few minuties and finally decided on what he wanted. "Genie, do you know my wife Hillary? Well.. I\'ve been thinking.. and I want you to make her into a beautiful and obediant housewife. Someone who dotes on my words, never talks back, and always has dinner prepared when I come home from the oval office. She should be seductive and alluring, and able to give the most mindblowing sex in the world."
"The genie thought for a moment, and frouned.. finally saying, "Lemmie take a look at that goddamned map again."
