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Offline Samwise
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« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2002, 12:25:34 PM »
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RECYCLED JOKE TIME!
Why do priests shop at KMART?
They heard little boy\'s pants were half off!

How do they know when it is time for bed?
When the big hand is on the little hand!
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Hadn\'t heard those before. Great jokes. :)
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« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2002, 02:07:23 PM »
They really weren\'t that funny though.
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« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2002, 02:24:31 PM »
jp sig would be funny, if it wasnt a play on words of the end of mine........ baaaahhhhhhh




wish i heard the radio call in mm was on about
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« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2002, 02:27:26 PM »
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jp sig would be funny, if it wasnt a play on words of the end of mine........ baaaahhhhhhh


I\'m pretty sure he got it from The Simpsons.
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« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2002, 02:48:59 PM »
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I\'m pretty sure he got it from The Simpsons.


Ill a change to my sig then ! :(
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« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2002, 09:15:46 PM »
Oh yeah? Well I got a better /real joke! The mamma tomato farther tomato and baby tomato where walking down the street the baby started falling behind so the father squashed him and said "ketchup"
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« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2002, 09:21:14 PM »
lol, Animal
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« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2002, 12:25:09 AM »
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They really weren\'t that funny though.
I guess that depends on taste mr. WISE member.
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« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2002, 03:37:14 AM »
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Oh yeah? Well I got a better /real joke! The mamma tomato farther tomato and baby tomato where walking down the street the baby started falling behind so the father squashed him and said "ketchup"

heehee, pulp fiction
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« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2002, 06:02:29 AM »
hey jp no biggie............i was only messing....



but its proberly the truest thing on here


weird i said the same thing to my mum about after id split with my gf, and she was like dont get too drunk etc etc
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