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Offline luckee
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« on: September 01, 2002, 10:14:17 PM »
Id love to have one of these.

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« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2002, 10:39:01 PM »
much better compared to the AOL thread

while it\'s not offensive nor erotic. I still like it

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« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2002, 10:52:53 PM »
Hey..Im quite serious. When ever I become a home owner, this is certainly on this list of things to get!!
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« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2002, 10:57:21 PM »
Holy.. I didn\'t know they made toilets like this. haha.. I like the back/front part. I would love one of these.

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« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2002, 12:49:37 AM »
You can even set the water temperature.... cool, then you can make it feel like someone\'s pissing on your nuts!

*realises how sick that sounds*
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« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2002, 12:54:07 AM »
*pisses on sammies nutz*
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« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2002, 12:58:37 AM »
Lol

But I don\'t think I\'d want one of those myself. I prefer a hole in the ground, the terrorist way! Nah, I prefer regular toilets.

BTW Luckee, ever been to Japan? They have lots of computerized toilets.
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« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2002, 01:00:57 AM »
I used to build houses for a living, and we seen those things all the time. Well in the VERY EXPENSIVE houses that is. I\'ve never seen one that was actually hooked up and working. We would be long gone by then.

We always used to joke about them, if you seen the people buying the houses you\'d understand why. RICH PEOPLE, old RICH PEOPLE :)
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« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2002, 01:16:09 AM »
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Lol

But I don\'t think I\'d want one of those myself. I prefer a hole in the ground, the terrorist way! Nah, I prefer regular toilets.

BTW Luckee, ever been to Japan? They have lots of computerized toilets.


Heh..thats how I first found out about them. My friend took a trip to a few different places in Japan and they were all over he said. He took and bunch of pix and showed them to me when he got home.

The one I posted would be the "base" model of high tech toilets compared to what he showed me. Ever since then I have wanted to both visit there and have one of my own :D
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« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2002, 03:20:26 AM »
remember that simpsons where they went to Japan? The toilets were talking and had a fountain and light show... :laughing:


oh yeah, and homer kept walking through the paper walls....
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« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2002, 04:32:14 AM »
You just want one because you like things gushing up your ass :D I obviously mean the water from the Bidet.
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« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2002, 05:00:17 AM »
Heh, so you\'d obviously have to have an ass towel nearby.

That would be funny if guests used it to wipe their faces.
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« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2002, 06:43:49 AM »
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while it\'s not offensive nor erotic.

Well it\'s not offensive but I do find it mildly erotic
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« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2002, 08:42:43 AM »
Hey luckee, I saw a similar one in Paris during my school trip. It cleaned the toilet automatically after using it :D
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« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2002, 09:16:11 AM »
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Originally posted by nO-One

Well it\'s not offensive but I do find it mildly erotic



You guys are perverts !! I LIKE IT ! :D
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