Favorite Quote or Saying

[Titan]

Originally posted by luckee


Uhmm..first introduced in MGS2 wasnt that introduced LONG b4 "metal gear solid2?..Like maybe soon after the Marines were recognized as a military division? Also..wasnt semper fi mentioned in the first MGS?

Bah! F***ing typo. I knew it was older. I meant first introduced to me through MGS2.

Ok, time for my list of Yogi Berra quotes

"When you come to a fork in the road take it."
"If the world were perfect it wouldn\'t be."
"90% of the game is half mental."
"The future ain\'t what it use to be."
"A nickel ain\'t worth a dime anymore."
"You can observe a lot just by watchin\'."
"You got to be very careful if you don\'t know where you\'re going, because you might not get there."

Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool." - Yogi Berra - "Thanks, you don\'t look so hot yourself."

Phil Rizzuto - "Hey Yogi I think we\'re lost." - Yogi Berra - "Ya, but we\'re making great time!"

"I\'m as happy as a puppy with 2 peters"

Those who can, do
Those who can\'t, teach
Those who can\'t teach, teach gym

[Cerberus]

A rather amusing quote from the Simpsons.

The episode where they capture the cat burglar (it was on tv yesterday morning). At the end of the show, where mob of vigilantes are digging a deep hole under a "giant "T" " where the cat burgler told them he had hidden all his treasure. After digging very deep down, they find a note in a briefcase from the cat burgler, telling them that there is no treasure, and that it was a decoy while he made good his escape. Somebody then notices just how deep down they are and remarks "How are we going to get out", ro which Homer (I think) replies "Lets dig our way out"

Chief Wiggum then comes out with a classic line

"No, dig up, stupid"

Classic

" We\'re just here for a visit"

Homer Simpson quotes;

 "God is my favorite fictional character"

Internet! Is that thing still around?

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille\'s heel, if you will.

Okay, whatever to take my mind off my life.

I voted for Prell to go back to the old glass bottle. Then I became deeply cynical. ( about voting )

To find Flanders, I have to think like Flanders.

Rock stars ... is there anything they don\'t know?

Well, maybe if he had had better arch support, they wouldn\'t have caught \'im. ( about Jesus wearing sandals ).

Ah, the college roadtrip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?

All right, brain. You don\'t like me and I don\'t like you, but let\'s just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

All right, let\'s not panic. I\'ll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.

America\'s health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don\'t live in Paraguay!

If there\'s one thing I\'ve learned, it\'s that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever ... thy will be done. (munch munch munch)

The girls of the internet. Ooh, I\'d go online with them anyday! ( Looking at a "nudie deck" )

If he is so smart, how come he is dead?

i dont know if you are real or not... but if you are save me superman!!! - homer jay simpsons



ok people thats real acid so i wanna see goggles

REAL ACID??!!!........MY EYES THE GOOGLES DO NOTHING


when chief wiggum types on his invisble typewriter




my god man not carl, hes a war hero

doctor says i cant get pudding in my eye


me fail english?!! thats unpossible

[Titan]

Simpson quotes are the best.

im a bit worried about the beer situation, after this crate, and the next cratem there is only one crate left - barney gumbel


wont somebody think of the children


i think its a sign that we should all go crazy..... muuuulaaahhtt *grabs handbag of skinners mum, and kicks it* - moe


this liva bean looks just like the leader

you took a photo of me asleep???
well if i woke you, you wouldnt let me take the pic

there seem to beer flowing from the simpson house, im proceding on foot...

how you get so fat homer???
i discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch

no beer and no tv make homer something something
go crazy?????
dont mind if i do.. mufogsjvvd;vnsdd


its kinds like that film, it was about a bus, once it went over a certain speed, it couldnt slow down, or it would blow up... i think it was called the bus that couldnt stop


bart i dont wanna alarm you but there could be a bogee man or men in the house




man the list could go on forever

Ralph Quotes;

\'I\'m Idaho!\'
\'I bent my Wookie.\'
\'It says \'bee\' and there\'s a picture of bee on it.\'
\'Can you cook my dinner for me? my parents aren\'t around and I\'m not allowed to use the stove.\'
\'It said \'Choo-choo-choose you, and there\'s a picture of a train.\'
\'I saw Principle Skinner and Mrs. Krobapple in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and one of the babies looked at me!!!\'
\' What\'s a battle?\'
\'My cat\'s name is mittens!\'
\'I think I wet my bed!\'
\'I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!
\'Me fail English? That\'s umpossible.\'
\'What\'s a diorama?\'
\'My cat\'s breath smells like cat food!\'
\'The tar fumes are making me dizzy.\'
\'My parents won\'t let me use scissors.
\'Mrs. Hoover, I don\'t have a red crayon...I ate it.\'
\'Mrs. Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder.\'
\'So,...do you like...stuff.\'
\'Yes, but what man could tame her?\'
\'I asked for no broth. Now away with you, less my cane find your back side.\'
\'...and the doctor said I wouldn\'t have anymore nose bleeds, if I just kept my finger out of there.\'
\'I sleep in a drawer!\'*
\'These tar fumes are making me dizzy.\'
\'...sothe doctor said I wouldn\'t have any more nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of their.\'
\'Mrs. Hoover, which one is one?\'
Mrs. Hoover, which one is oral?"
Mrs. Hoover, my worm crawled in my mouth, and I ate it. Can I have a new one?\'
\'No Mrs. Hoover, I\'m Ralph!\'
\'Oh boy, sleep! That\'s where I\'m a Viking!\'
\'You\'re going to heaven.\'
\'I\'m special!\'
\'I can\'t believe I used to go out with you!\'
\'Very Wrigely\'
\'What\'s for lunch tommarow?\'
\'Chicken Necks?\'
\'Dear Mrs. Hoover, You have lime disease. We miss you. Kevin\'s biting me. Come back soon. Here is a picture of a \'Spirokeet\'. Love, Ralph\'

[Titan]

You forgot "Will you open my milk mommy?"
"That\'s daddy\'s magic key"
"These rubber pants are hot"

I also forgot;

\'he tells me to burn things\'

"Hi Lisa, hi Principal Skinner, hi Super Nintendo Chalmers"
"Look Lisa, I\'m learnding"
"I ate the purple berries.  They taste like burning"
"It\'s healing over my hand!"
"I almost died "
"Lisa\'s bad tapping makes my feet sad"
"I ate too much plastic candy"

Daddy, I\'m scared. Too scared to wet my pants.

When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar... I love you Principal Skinner!

When I grow up I\'m going to Bovine Univerisity

Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders