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Offline Rya
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« on: September 08, 2002, 03:15:29 PM »
Do you believe in past lives?  What do you think your past life was like?
And though she be but little, she is fierce.

~William Shakespeare

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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2002, 03:26:19 PM »
I was probably a hobo in my past life.

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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2002, 04:09:19 PM »
I was a sock.

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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2002, 04:29:13 PM »
For some reason, I believe in past and future lifetimes
I dont know why, no real reason and I damn sure have no idea what I could have been. I just believe in them *shrugs*
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2002, 04:31:00 PM »
I don\'t know whether re-incarnation happens after death or not. To be honest, I try not to think about it.

If re-incarnation IS possible, knowing my bad luck, I\'ll probably come back as me.
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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2002, 04:31:50 PM »
I lived in a fishing village as royalty but was killed on one of my trips to a country that wasn\'t mine.

Explination: I can not eat any seafood(must have had fish for dinner every day in past life,hence the fishing village)

                 : I\'m a lazy bastard(the royalty part)

                 : Always thinking someone is going to murder me when I sleep in a bed that\'s not mine(the killing part)

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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2002, 05:55:11 PM »
I was Jesus......

Yeah, mom said so.

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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2002, 07:33:15 PM »
If I ever did have a "past life," I have no idea who or what I was.

I did a quick search through the \'net for some sites that might be able to tell me something, and I stumbled upon this one.

According to them, here was my profile:

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere around territory of modern South of Latin America approximately on 1550.
Your profession was chemist, alchemist, poison manufacturer.
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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
You always liked to travel, to investigate, could have been detective or spy.
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Lesson that your last past life brought to present:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and to distribute these feelings to all people.


I doubt it\'s true, but the "lesson" described in that last part is sort of familiar.

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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2002, 07:48:28 PM »
Heh... cool site Blinky Bill.
Diagnosis:
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 I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.

I had boobs.

You were born somewhere around territory of modern Northern England approximately on 1200.

England? Damn I must have been an ugly woman then.


Your profession was trainer, holder of the fine animals, birds, insects.

Just got uglier, why couldn\'t I have been a wench?

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Your brief psychological profile in that past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.

Oh "Chief Garbage-Man" I feel alot better now, thank god I wasn\'t one of those lower level garbage men.

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Lesson, that your last past life brought to present:
You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials, elimination of radioactivity by all means including psychological methods.

Recycling? WTF? *throws candy wrapper on the ground*

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 Now you remember?

Its funny I think I do. Maybe its a mind game but this does seem familiar

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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2002, 07:51:51 PM »
can I touch your past life boobies?

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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2002, 07:53:32 PM »
Do you recycle?

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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2002, 07:56:59 PM »
no, because if I do, that means the enviromentalists win!

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« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2002, 07:59:17 PM »
Well then no tit groping for you!

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« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2002, 08:32:01 PM »
/me harasses Vapor and his boobies. :laughing:

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« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2002, 08:50:41 PM »
I feel violated.

 

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