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Offline Cerberus

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« Reply #30 on: November 06, 2002, 05:55:38 PM »
Don\'t try to teach your Grandmother how to suck eggs.
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« Reply #31 on: November 06, 2002, 05:56:01 PM »
If you wanna run with the big dogs, you can\'t piss like a puppy.
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« Reply #32 on: November 06, 2002, 05:56:53 PM »
If a person betrays you once, it\'s his fault. If a person betays you twice, it\'s yours.
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« Reply #33 on: November 06, 2002, 05:59:40 PM »
Give certain people an inch, and they\'ll take a foot. Before you know where you are, you won\'t have a leg to stand on.
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« Reply #34 on: November 06, 2002, 06:02:38 PM »
Don\'t slip on ice. Chances are people will laugh at you.
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« Reply #35 on: November 06, 2002, 06:05:59 PM »
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.  That way, you\'re a mile away, and you have their shoes too.
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« Reply #36 on: November 06, 2002, 06:43:30 PM »
if you stick a fork in a steak and it moos dont eat it!
same goes with chicken...if it clucks.............


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« Reply #37 on: November 06, 2002, 06:55:42 PM »
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« Reply #38 on: November 06, 2002, 07:43:40 PM »
Pot is good, and never trust a man with two last names.
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« Reply #39 on: November 06, 2002, 08:19:11 PM »
"Hope for the best, but expect the worst - If anything CAN go wrong.. it usually will."- Murphy\'s Law.

"If at first you don\'t succeed, stop.. stop immediately and never attempt it again." - Ambrose Beirce

"Eating shoe polish does NOT reverse the effects of smoking too much Crack." - Me

"Don\'t smoke dope when you\'re stoned. You don\'t get any higher, jus lower on dope." - Ghallager.

"Never trust a black man named Chip" - Screwed

and for those religeous folk:  "Remember... Jesus loves you.. It\'s just everyone else who thinks you\'re an asshole." and "Jesus is comming! Quick.. try an look busy!"
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« Reply #40 on: November 06, 2002, 08:43:48 PM »
"If it weren\'t for my horse, I wouldn\'t have spent that year in College."
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« Reply #41 on: November 06, 2002, 09:06:07 PM »
If you live at home with Mom, leave the toilet seat down.
If you have a girlfriend, leave the toilet seat down.
If you have a wife, leave the toilet seat down.
If you have a daughter, build another bathroom.
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« Reply #42 on: November 06, 2002, 09:18:56 PM »
If you live at home with Mom, leave the toilet seat up...
If you have a girlfriend, leave the toilet seat up...
If you have a wife, leave the toilet seat up...
Unless it\'s that time of the month.

Muwhahaha!
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« Reply #43 on: November 06, 2002, 09:41:30 PM »
Every day is that time of the month.

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« Reply #44 on: November 06, 2002, 11:35:22 PM »
I dunno if this has been brought up yet but...

If it stinks, dont eat it.
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