/me has a change of heart.
I think Soccer is the greatest sport EVER!!!!! Think about it.
- There are like no rules besides: Don\'t kick the other guy(on purpose). Don\'t kick the Goalie. and ....I think thats it.
- The spread is always like 1 point so it is easy to bet on.
- Its easier than baseball. Kick the ball into the other net and don\'t let the other guy kick it in your net. FARKING BRILLIANT!!!
- They don\'t score much so the celebrations are much better than other sports. They like to do flips and eurpoean jigs. Do you understand how totally radical that is? JIGS!!
- The fans are true gentlemen and ladies. They never fight, they never riot, they never shoot each other, and they never shoot players that mess up. Its almost utopian if you ask me.
Soccer reeks of totally tubular awesomeness.