Day one: Chizzy shows up at Cerby\'s door....
Chizz: \'sup, where ever will I sleep?
Cerby: Roight \'ere, Mate. You look a littoo knackered. Can I git you a bevvie?
Chizz: Hmm. This beer tastes remarkably like GHB... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Chizzy wakes up in a dress with a size 7 poop chute.....
Chizz: England makes my ass hurt.....
The end.
