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Offline Bobs_Hardware

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« Reply #45 on: December 05, 2002, 10:21:41 PM »
Racer!  YOU LIKE TO **** PEOPLE IN THE BOTTOM THEN STEAL A RATTLE FROM A BABY AND DRESS UP LIKE MADONNA AND SCREAM "I AM THE MATERIAL GIRL" THEN YOU FLY HOME ON A BUS (WITH WINGS ROFL!) AND DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF HAIR ON YOUR PROVERBIAL BEAN BAG AND CHASE LITTLE GIRLS AROUND THE BACK YARD WITH A PITCHFORK SCREAMING "FEEL THE WRATH OF THE DOMINATOR" (THAT\'S YOUR SUPER HERO NAME ROFL) AND THEN YOU DRESS UP LIKE A POLICE MAN AND USE YOUR PENIS FOR HANDCUFFS AND HAVE WITTY CATCH PHRASES LIKE "I WILL STICK MY ARM UP YOUR ASS FOR EVEN SUGGESTING THAT I CHEATED TO BEAT YOU AT SNOOKER" YOU ****ING THESBIANISED LESBIAN!!!  YOU COLLOIDAL LEMONADE ENEMA WHO DRINKS FROM THE FOUNTAIN OF HOMOSEXUALITY (it\'s in Maine) AND EATS AT THE TABLE OF YOUTHFUL JOY (homosexuality)!!! HAR!  TAKE THAT YOU MUDDLE HEADED KNOB SUCKER!!  I TAKE YOUR HAIR AND I SPIT ON YOU FROM AFAR WITH THE INTENTION OF GIVING YOU THE AIDS THAT YOU GAVE ME (DON\'T THINK ABOUT IT TOO HARD (unlike your flaccid penis) THEN YOU COME HOME AFTER A HARD DAYS WORK (unlike your flaccid penis ROFL!) AND SAY "HONEY?????  ARE YOU HOME" AND THEN YOU REALIZE SHE ISN\'T BECAUSE YOU ARE STINKY BITCH WHO SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND TASTES LIKE DAVID LETTERMAN WHO INCIDENTALLY HAD A BABY WITH DAVID HASSELHOFF (they named him Thomas ROFL!) THEN YOU HAVE THE HOUSE TO YOURSELF SO YOU PUT ON TOM JONES AND MASTURBATE TO OLD K-MART CATELOGUES WITH THE THOUGHT THAT IF TOM JONES WERE TO CATCH YOU AND SPANK YOU FOR BEING SO NAUGHTY RUNNING RAMPANT THROUGH YOUR BRAIN (unlike your flaccid penis ROFLMAO!!!).  YOU SILLY LITTLE GIRL (YOU ARE SUCH A GIRL YOU TRY TO RAPE YOURSELF, BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO RAPE GIRLS ROFL)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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« Reply #46 on: December 05, 2002, 10:26:42 PM »
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Racer!  YOU LIKE TO **** PEOPLE IN THE BOTTOM THEN STEAL A RATTLE FROM A BABY AND DRESS UP LIKE MADONNA AND SCREAM "I AM THE MATERIAL GIRL" THEN YOU FLY HOME ON A BUS (WITH WINGS ROFL!) AND DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF HAIR ON YOUR PROVERBIAL BEAN BAG AND CHASE LITTLE GIRLS AROUND THE BACK YARD WITH A PITCHFORK SCREAMING "FEEL THE WRATH OF THE DOMINATOR" (THAT\'S YOUR SUPER HERO NAME ROFL) AND THEN YOU DRESS UP LIKE A POLICE MAN AND USE YOUR PENIS FOR HANDCUFFS AND HAVE WITTY CATCH PHRASES LIKE "I WILL STICK MY ARM UP YOUR ASS FOR EVEN SUGGESTING THAT I CHEATED TO BEAT YOU AT SNOOKER" YOU ****ING THESBIANISED LESBIAN!!!  YOU COLLOIDAL LEMONADE ENEMA WHO DRINKS FROM THE FOUNTAIN OF HOMOSEXUALITY (it\'s in Maine) AND EATS AT THE TABLE OF YOUTHFUL JOY (homosexuality)!!! HAR!  TAKE THAT YOU MUDDLE HEADED KNOB SUCKER!!  I TAKE YOUR HAIR AND I SPIT ON YOU FROM AFAR WITH THE INTENTION OF GIVING YOU THE AIDS THAT YOU GAVE ME (DON\'T THINK ABOUT IT TOO HARD (unlike your flaccid penis) THEN YOU COME HOME AFTER A HARD DAYS WORK (unlike your flaccid penis ROFL!) AND SAY "HONEY?????  ARE YOU HOME" AND THEN YOU REALIZE SHE ISN\'T BECAUSE YOU ARE STINKY BITCH WHO SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND TASTES LIKE DAVID LETTERMAN WHO INCIDENTALLY HAD A BABY WITH DAVID HASSELHOFF (they named him Thomas ROFL!) THEN YOU HAVE THE HOUSE TO YOURSELF SO YOU PUT ON TOM JONES AND MASTURBATE TO OLD K-MART CATELOGUES WITH THE THOUGHT THAT IF TOM JONES WERE TO CATCH YOU AND SPANK YOU FOR BEING SO NAUGHTY RUNNING RAMPANT THROUGH YOUR BRAIN (unlike your flaccid penis ROFLMAO!!!).  YOU SILLY LITTLE GIRL (YOU ARE SUCH A GIRL YOU TRY TO RAPE YOURSELF, BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO RAPE GIRLS ROFL)
 


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« Reply #47 on: December 05, 2002, 10:37:05 PM »
God damnit, bob.
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« Reply #48 on: December 05, 2002, 10:47:59 PM »
What?  :(
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« Reply #49 on: December 06, 2002, 03:19:30 AM »
Jeezus Bob... you\'re one disturbed mofo. That\'s why I wub j00 so much. :D
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« Reply #50 on: December 06, 2002, 05:32:57 AM »
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Racer!  YOU LIKE TO **** PEOPLE IN THE BOTTOM THEN STEAL A RATTLE FROM A BABY AND DRESS UP LIKE MADONNA AND SCREAM "I AM THE MATERIAL GIRL" THEN YOU FLY HOME ON A BUS (WITH WINGS ROFL!) AND DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF HAIR ON YOUR PROVERBIAL BEAN BAG AND CHASE LITTLE GIRLS AROUND THE BACK YARD WITH A PITCHFORK SCREAMING "FEEL THE WRATH OF THE DOMINATOR" (THAT\'S YOUR SUPER HERO NAME ROFL) AND THEN YOU DRESS UP LIKE A POLICE MAN AND USE YOUR PENIS FOR HANDCUFFS AND HAVE WITTY CATCH PHRASES LIKE "I WILL STICK MY ARM UP YOUR ASS FOR EVEN SUGGESTING THAT I CHEATED TO BEAT YOU AT SNOOKER" YOU ****ING THESBIANISED LESBIAN!!!  YOU COLLOIDAL LEMONADE ENEMA WHO DRINKS FROM THE FOUNTAIN OF HOMOSEXUALITY (it\'s in Maine) AND EATS AT THE TABLE OF YOUTHFUL JOY (homosexuality)!!! HAR!  TAKE THAT YOU MUDDLE HEADED KNOB SUCKER!!  I TAKE YOUR HAIR AND I SPIT ON YOU FROM AFAR WITH THE INTENTION OF GIVING YOU THE AIDS THAT YOU GAVE ME (DON\'T THINK ABOUT IT TOO HARD (unlike your flaccid penis) THEN YOU COME HOME AFTER A HARD DAYS WORK (unlike your flaccid penis ROFL!) AND SAY "HONEY?????  ARE YOU HOME" AND THEN YOU REALIZE SHE ISN\'T BECAUSE YOU ARE STINKY BITCH WHO SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND TASTES LIKE DAVID LETTERMAN WHO INCIDENTALLY HAD A BABY WITH DAVID HASSELHOFF (they named him Thomas ROFL!) THEN YOU HAVE THE HOUSE TO YOURSELF SO YOU PUT ON TOM JONES AND MASTURBATE TO OLD K-MART CATELOGUES WITH THE THOUGHT THAT IF TOM JONES WERE TO CATCH YOU AND SPANK YOU FOR BEING SO NAUGHTY RUNNING RAMPANT THROUGH YOUR BRAIN (unlike your flaccid penis ROFLMAO!!!).  YOU SILLY LITTLE GIRL (YOU ARE SUCH A GIRL YOU TRY TO RAPE YOURSELF, BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO RAPE GIRLS ROFL)
 


I REALISE WHY YOUV\'E DONE THIS, YOUR DELUSIONAL. YOU GOT YOUR DICK AND SCROTUM STUCK IN THAT BLOW UP PENGUIN OF YOURS AFTER YOU GO TIRED OF USEING YOUR HAND AND ITS CUT OFF THE CIRCULATION AND NOW YOUR BLEEDING TO DELUSION BECAUSE YOUR VERY SMALL PECKER (WHICH JUST SO HAPPENED TO FIT THROUGH THE TINY AIR HOLE (YOU KNOW THE ONE, WHERE YOU PUT THE AIR IN)) AND NOW YOUR DICKS STUCK INSIDE.

BUT SERIOUSLY, WHERES THE SYMPATHY PEOPLES?
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« Reply #51 on: December 06, 2002, 05:40:06 AM »
oh racer, don\'t even try. He\'s beat us all. ;)
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« Reply #52 on: December 06, 2002, 05:43:05 AM »
why doesnt anyone love me?
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« Reply #53 on: December 06, 2002, 05:43:49 AM »
Bobs_hardware has all the chram and manners for a German Sheppered Dog after a head swap opperation.

that why we Wub him ;) even though he can be a A hole at times.
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« Reply #54 on: December 06, 2002, 05:44:52 AM »
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why doesnt anyone love me?


we Wub you to..its just that your on the tail end of the comedy train...

but worry yeee not as Vapour Snake will soon take your position.
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« Reply #55 on: December 06, 2002, 05:49:04 AM »
/me gives racer a reach around...

you\'re my favorite male model. I like to think of you everytime there is an Elton John song on the radio. In fact, If I were a little more ghey, I would enlarge the photo of you that hangs above my bed, and hang it in a gilded frame with a candlelight vigil and shrine. I write little poems about you, but they are for me alone. I don\'t share them. I am spending my retirement fund on constructing an exact replica of your school\'s shower, so I can experience the magic everytime I wash my corn cob & nibblets.

I love you in every way a man could love another man.
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« Reply #56 on: December 06, 2002, 05:51:26 AM »
i am not a model, i am an actor (wannabe anyway).

dont diss my shower fun at school, you know you wouldve wanted to be there.
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« Reply #57 on: December 06, 2002, 11:03:35 AM »
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dont diss my shower fun at school, you know you wouldve wanted to be there.


Just cos you wanted us there, doesnt mean we wanted to be there. Its good that you are finally a big enough person to admit that it was fun and you enjoyed it though.

BTW Chizzy, you are just a nipple tweaking ass rapaist who lurks in sewers sniffing faeces whilst training to become vapors naked mud wrestling priest buddy. Also, its about time you climbed out of whatever \'era\' you are still in :p

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Happy now Gig?
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« Reply #58 on: December 06, 2002, 11:23:36 AM »
Woot!!! :)
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« Reply #59 on: December 06, 2002, 06:15:26 PM »
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dont diss my shower fun at school, you know you wouldve wanted to be there.


:laughing: Funniest post in the thread :laughing: Ok. Let me clear something up. Wanting us to be there and wanting to be there are two totally different things. And I don\'t enjoy being caught on the back of a naked man, even if it is for "fun" :)
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