50 sarcastically funny reasons why Fellowship sucks.

[GmanJoe]

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/50reasons.html

BWAHAHAHAHA! This guy is too funny! Now...WARNING TO ALL YOU GULLIBLE PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD (you know who you are....clowd ): he is kidding. mmmkay?

Weighty issues.

AKA "Plot Hole No. 273." Even with all that walking and light eating, the character of Sam only got fatter.

i know... i know.... i have tried time and time again to get sammy to go on a diet.

ah this weight gain must be down to the "special" relish that young master Samwise consumes on a regular basis.

Homage or theft X?

The character of Elrond was based on Agent Smith from The Matrix.

:alien:

[Bobs_Hardware]

Return of the Living Dead.

If you watch closely during the Inn scene, Frodo and his crew are shown getting stabbed by the Ring Wraiths. Then, five seconds later, they are fine again. Note to the director: try proofreading your movie before you release it to the public.

Quality Control at New Line.

Millions of copies of the LOTR DVD have thick black bars at the bottom and top of the screen throughout the film. Didn\'t anyone catch this? You know what happens at the end, in the extreme foreground and extreme upper sky? Neither do I. Bush league, guys.

Did someone say plot hole?

Liv Tyler\'s character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman.

Good stuff.  

[Jumpman]

Rolf! That was the funniest thing I\'ve read in a long long time.

Propaganda.

The Elves, clearly the most advanced and wise species, are also clearly gay.

Rationalization for violence.

Why is the black octopus creature painted as the bad guy when it attacks, when one of the fellowship had clearly been throwing rocks at it?