Man that sucks for you. I bet it\'s some cyborg dog made by microsoft, or maybe microsoft fools us. Maybe, when we take our dogs to the vet for shots, the vets inject a high-tech mind controlling chip into the dogs ass. Therefore, controlling it\'s digestive system, and it\'s programmed to destroy or "accidentaly" piss on any rival system near blast radius? Makes you wonder huh?
Well, I have a Rottweiler, and it\'s trained. It knows better than to piss on my things.