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Offline Samwise
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Who would win in a fight, a toaster or a head of lettuce?
« Reply #30 on: January 15, 2003, 03:03:29 PM »
Rick, do you have to even ask? ;)
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Who would win in a fight, a toaster or a head of lettuce?
« Reply #31 on: January 15, 2003, 04:44:33 PM »
Thanks to Vids insight, I dub the toaster the winner!

Ok, now for the mid card match.

Who would win in a foot race, a Midget or a Penguin?

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Who would win in a fight, a toaster or a head of lettuce?
« Reply #32 on: January 15, 2003, 04:56:43 PM »
Penguin... god damn all the penguin has to do is bump into the midget and he\'ll fall down.
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Who would win in a fight, a toaster or a head of lettuce?
« Reply #33 on: January 15, 2003, 05:12:19 PM »
Midget.

He can fly...

Penguins cant.
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Who would win in a fight, a toaster or a head of lettuce?
« Reply #34 on: January 15, 2003, 05:15:20 PM »
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Originally posted by theomen
Thanks to Vids insight, I dub the toaster the winner!

Ok, now for the mid card match.

Who would win in a foot race, a Midget or a Penguin?

VS


Did you steal that from MAN VS BEAST? :p
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Who would win in a fight, a toaster or a head of lettuce?
« Reply #35 on: January 15, 2003, 07:45:18 PM »
that\'s gonna be the first episode.  Penguin vs Midget
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Who would win in a fight, a toaster or a head of lettuce?
« Reply #36 on: January 15, 2003, 08:08:19 PM »
hmmm... I\'ve stumbled upon something... oh yes, its none other than Bobs_Hardware\'s machine of death...



FEAR IT! FEAR IT!!!!!!11111uno
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Who would win in a fight, a toaster or a head of lettuce?
« Reply #37 on: January 17, 2003, 03:51:55 AM »
here\'s our main event

It will be a fatal fourway.  Broccoli vs.  A Bottle of water vs.  Hulk Hogans Jock Strap vs.  Anna Nicole Smith, in a spelling bee.

Vs.
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