Sometimes the right answer is in front of us the whole time and we can\'t see it for the rain, or perhaps the cataracts. But there\'s no denying that the answer exists, as we can feel it, taste it. It\'s like something out of a Sherlock Homes mystery, or a Scooby Doo cartoon. The kind of question that makes you stop and think; "Hey, this could be ME.". But in the end it all comes down to what YOU think. Do YOU believe that the lettuce can beat the toaster? Or will it be pummelled into submission like the crying little bitch it pretends to be on Friday nights at the local Cabaret club. Or course this begs another question. Is Homosexuality rampant and accepted in our local fresh produce industry. or is it one big cover up in an effort to \'save\' our youth from the near infinite possibilities of pink hot pants, and flurescent green sweat shirt combinations. I know what I\'d choose. But the fact remains that the toaster has a hard metallic surface.. and lettuces (or cabbages in some circumstances, although in 43 states it is completely unacceptable) could merely grab a fork and jam it into the bread slots repeatedly, taking out both the toaster and itself in one swift, deadly, and sexy maneuver. Not only providing the world with entertainment, but giving the proprietor of the fight a healthy meal. I couldn\'t imagine a better way for the fight to end.
Could YOU?
Topic: Who would win in a fight, a toaster or a head of lettuce? (Read 1949 times)