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« on: February 01, 2003, 04:22:42 AM »
MARIAH SINGS LIKE A DOLPHIN
 
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In the latest edition of The Guinness Book of World Records, set for a March 2003 release date, pop-diva MARIAH CAREY scores still another title. According to Guinness officials, the siren\'s ethereal pipes hold the record for having hit the highest note in the history of recorded music. In a live rendition of "The Star-Spangled Banner" last year, Mariah hit a G7#-note, outdoing even the piano. Technically, the exertion of G7#-notes is "dolphin speak," since, in theory, these are the only mammals physiologically equipped with the proper lung-structure to produce G7#-notes. So powerful are G7#-notes that these are capable of countering water and electric currents, and have even been known to outdistance space and range. In the world, Carey is the only other living creature to have ever generated a G7#-note. Clinically, Mariah\'s voice is termed a medical wonder. But the "altisisima" Carey is no stranger to the Guinness Book, as the songbird is titleholder to dozen other titles. Correlating to Carey’s latest record, in a back edition of the Guinness Book, Carey is credited with possessing a 7-octave range, meaning she is able to go from an A2 (eight full-scaled keys below the lowest possible note on a piano) to a G7#-note without deviating from perfect pitch and all in the time-span of one breath. Behind vocal wonder Carey, who still goes un-championed, are Yma Sumac, ringing in at 5 octaves, and the late Minnie Riperton, with 4.5 octaves.  

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I didn\'t think her Superbowl rendition of the anthem was very good.

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« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2003, 05:20:41 AM »
I heard  somewhere that Marcella Detroit, formerly of Shakespear\'s Sister has a vocal range of 8 octaves.

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« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2003, 06:14:57 AM »
You know who else can hit that note?   Your mother...

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
[size=8]WHEN I SUCK HER BRAINS OUT[/size]
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« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2003, 06:58:05 PM »
bobbo hit an Bb7 when I massaged his prostate with a cakebeater. Then he fought the dog for the right to lick it.
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« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2003, 07:06:50 PM »
who won?

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« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2003, 07:07:48 PM »
I sang that high when I was kicked in the nuts.
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« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2003, 09:15:58 PM »
SAMMY STOP CHANGING MY POSTS@!!!!

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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2003, 11:33:18 PM »
doesnt change the fact that she is whacked in the head....
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« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2003, 03:08:10 AM »
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SAMMY STOP CHANGING MY POSTS@!!!!
Aw, c\'mon, I thought it was a funny change. :D
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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2003, 04:29:30 AM »
:mad:

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« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2003, 04:36:52 AM »
Bobbio please PM me with what you originally posted, I am intrigued.
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« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2003, 01:53:35 PM »
I\'m glad Sammy hasn\'t started to edit my posts

/me realises I made a big mistake by mentioning it :(
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« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2003, 01:55:34 PM »
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Bobbio please PM me with what you originally posted, I am intrigued.


He only swapped an F for an S.

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« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2003, 07:11:31 PM »
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bobbo hit an Bb7 when I massaged his prostate with a cakebeater. Then he fought the dog for the right to lick it.


LOL

I\'d like to hear this G7# note. Anyone have a recording? It\'d probably blow up my headphones though.
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« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2003, 08:15:41 PM »
The only reason they put it in their for publicity.

Who the hell cares? Most people probably dont even know what a G7# is... Hell I dont.

BTW: That was some funny shit Chizzy.... cakebeater, I have an idea

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