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Offline GmanJoe

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« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2003, 06:56:35 AM »
I\'ve been shot at once. Missed my head by a few inches....or a few feet.

Twice, had guns pointed at me but never fired.
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« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2003, 07:07:01 AM »
DUDE!??! May I ask why you have had this happen to you on multilple occasions?

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« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2003, 07:34:14 AM »
The one where I was fired upon was because I threatened to beat up these two guys that were messing with my friend. Actually, it was a girl who was insulting my friend and her tow guy friends were there laughing. Since I would not hit a girl, I told her that if she didn\'t stop, I\'d beat up her two friends. Both dorks stopped laughing.

The girl smiled at me and said that I would be shot that day. When I drove home, I could see this car was following me. Both dorks were in the front seats. When we got to a traffic light, they were on the left lane but two cars back from me. I leaned out my window to give them a stare and let them know that I knew they were tailing me.

Then I saw the dork on the passenger side lean out the window and aim a silver plated gun at me. He pulled the hammer back and I froze. Suddenly, the gun fired. I was in so much shock that  I didn\'t move for about a few seconds trying to believe if he really fired at me.

Next thing I remember was I was crawling out the passenger side of my car, into the road, scampered through the side walk and into a store and out the back door of the store! I ran away for a block.

When I went back to check on my car, the police were there but the two dorks were gone.

I later found out that the girl was close friends with the dictator President Marcos. She was untouchable. I was in Manila enrolled at an International School. I missed the old days in the US where we would just have a good ole fist fight.
« Last Edit: February 20, 2003, 07:37:00 AM by GmanJoe »
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« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2003, 12:48:11 PM »
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Oh that sucks Spudz. Glad you\'re OK.


Thanks, I\'m glad someone cared, and actually believed me.
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« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2003, 03:31:14 PM »
Dude, he had no right flipping you off. It was his fault. Hes the dumb shit.
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« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2003, 04:55:36 PM »
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I later found out that the girl was close friends with the dictator President Marcos. She was untouchable. I was in Manila enrolled at an International School. I missed the old days in the US where we would just have a good ole fist fight.


:eek: Good thing you made it out of the country. There are truly some idiots in the Philippines, I know cuz I\'m from there. :laughing:

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« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2003, 06:50:48 PM »
One time, at band camp, I laughed so hard milk came out of my nose! :laughing:
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

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« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2003, 06:51:52 PM »
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One time, at band camp, I laughed so hard milk came out of my nose! :laughing:


What does that have to do with anything?
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« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2003, 06:54:14 PM »
I could of sworn I was in another thread...

It wouldn\'t of made sense then either...
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

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« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2003, 07:01:34 PM »
It was probably in the one that I said I played the trumpet.
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« Reply #25 on: February 20, 2003, 07:35:12 PM »
well its certainly a good thing you are still alive...

my near-death count is up to 7 since 2002... yikes!
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