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« Reply #45 on: March 04, 2003, 09:37:27 PM »
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I\'ve seen chess players, with more brains and brawns than some of their fake steroid muscles.

This is an idiotic statement simply because you have no idea how intelligent some of these wrestlers are. Judge not if you don\'t even know what you\'re a talking about. Secondly...so your dad\'s a football player? He\'s one. You\'ve said you\'ve seen "players", players being plural. Obviously you see where I\'m getting at.

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I can list so many sports so much more physically demanding than Wrestling. Soccer for one. Not being a fan, and not even watching or paying attention to it- i can tell right now it is more physically demanding than wrestling. They run well over 30 miles in a game, Im guessing.

Well, you\'re guessing wrong. Soccer MAY be more physically demanding, but where are these other sports you speak of?

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Skateboarding is more physically demanding. When I go out for a session with r4nd0m and my friends, I sweat gallons almost.

So since you sweat "gallons" almost that makes skateboarding more physically demanding than wrestling? A lot of my friends are seriously into skateboarding, and I\'ve never seen them sweat gallons. All day I\'ve watched and nothing like what you\'ve described has ever occured.

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« Reply #46 on: March 04, 2003, 10:31:50 PM »
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I can list so many sports so much more physically demanding than Wrestling. Soccer for one.


Do you think the Soccer guys would be able to handle wrestling?

I played Soccer for years with no trouble.  It\'s fun doing nothing other than standing with a member of the opposing team while the ball is no where near you.

If those soccer players were constantly doing flips and wrestling maneuvers, lifting 500lbs men above their heads, climbing ropes/stairs/rings/cages doing acrobatic moves up to 50feet above the ground then getting up 5 minutes later to do it all again, then perhaps the comparison would be fair.

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Skateboarding is more physically demanding. When I go out for a session with r4nd0m and my friends, I sweat gallons almost. So many sports are more physically demanding than wrestling.


How well do you think you would do in the ring?  You would get your ass kicked.  I\'m guessing after about 15 minutes, you\'d be vomitting and dehydrated.

You should watch an episode of Ricky Lake where wannabe wrestlers go on the show, and they get a proffessional to take them to ONE training session and see how well they handle it.  Then consider that professional wrestlers have to do this for hours a day, every day for a whole year.  Then when they get in the ring have to put in more athleticism than you would in your life.

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And I\'m sure alot of members here also think wrestling is just plain out stupid.


Who cares?

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Im not going to post back in this forum, so post whatever, but I wont read it, just because I dont want to start a flame war.


Or perhaps you don\'t want to wallow in your own ignorance.

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I respect both of you, and are some of my favorite memberse here, But just calling me a moron because I think wrestling is stupid is unjust. Im not offended, But I find it a bit pathetic.


Educate yourself.  Never call something that you know little about stupid, or you are stupid.

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So since you sweat "gallons" almost that makes skateboarding more physically demanding than wrestling? A lot of my friends are seriously into skateboarding, and I\'ve never seen them sweat gallons. All day I\'ve watched and nothing like what you\'ve described has ever occured.


Spudz is one fat mother fucker.

Oh, and when I masturbate, I sweat "gallons".  Is that more physically demanding than wrestling?  Although... I do have an enormous cock.. so I don\'t have time to fuck around :wedge:
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« Reply #47 on: March 04, 2003, 11:21:44 PM »
How can you call wrestlers pathetic? The shi* they go through to give the fans a good "show" Most recently Kurt Angle totally fuc*ed up his neck and will be out of action for a year, he\'s an ex Olympic gold medallist and a NCAA champion, he\'s hardly pathetic, is he? And what about Mark Henry, he won a world Strongman contest, so you can’t say wrestlers look good but are weak.

While I don’t particularly enjoy female wrestling (unless there’s mud involved) these women do a great job, they are sexy and very athletic, the female wrestlers of today are doing a great job, and they are advancing so much.

And you think wrestling isn’t demanding? WTF are you on? Most of these guys are near physical perfection, you can’t do what they do without determination and hard work, these guys and gals probably live in the damn gym.

And, I don’t want to start a fight or nothing, but I think you’re a damn idiot, I have been watching wrestling for about 14 years and I can’t remember one big sweetie guy wearing a pink leotard, you’re just another uninformed cretin, and quite frankly, I don’t think you are too in touch with your own sexuality, if you are not comfortable enough to watch two guys touch each other (not like that you filthy gits) then I feel sorry for you, I guess I’m gay because I give me Unc a hug when I see him(like every 5 months) or when my knee touches another guys sitting next to me in the car. And I bet you think it’s gay when Theomen bums men for cold hard cash :D.

Well, I’ve had my say, I feel better now, and I just hope you run into the Undertaker (6ft 11) or Big Show (7ft 2) one day so you can tell them they suck to their face.
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« Reply #48 on: March 05, 2003, 05:30:59 AM »
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Well, I’ve had my say, I feel better now, and I just hope you run into the Undertaker (6ft 11) or Big Show (7ft 2) one day so you can tell them they suck to their face.


Funny thing is.. the Big Show does suck. :D

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« Reply #49 on: March 05, 2003, 05:35:55 AM »
Well kinda, but do you wanna tell him that? I bloody don\'t.
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« Reply #50 on: March 05, 2003, 08:36:55 PM »
so anyway I like Torrie.
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« Reply #51 on: March 06, 2003, 09:39:12 AM »
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Big sweaty guys in pink speedos prancing around.
Big sweaty muscly girls prancing around while trying to act like valley girls.
Big sweaty guys basically having gay sex on a mat while others watch....

I mean for crying out LOUD THEY WEAR PINK LEOTARDS!


I\'m pretty sure you\'ve got the wrong channel on.


But yea, Torrie is good looking, though not my favorite of the WWE girls.  And I wouldn\'t say she\'s a slut either.  She\'s been dating the same guy (Billy Kidman) for at least a few years now.

Course, ya still never know.  Though since they travel together, I\'m sure she doesn\'t need to go looking for anyone else.

And for what it\'s worth, does anyone else think Stephanie is hot?  I swear she is, my friends all disagree.  I think they must be blind, I don\'t know.

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« Reply #52 on: March 06, 2003, 11:14:27 AM »
AHHHHH! Angle hurt is neck? how? when?
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« Reply #53 on: March 06, 2003, 05:51:11 PM »
Angle vs. Brock coulda been an awesome match (real test for Brock to see if he could keep up with someone the calibur of Angle).. I haven\'t seen Smackdown or anything, so I hope they don\'t **** Wrestlemania up..

Assuming Angle\'s alright still to wrestle a big match at Mania..

And Steph was hot.  I haven\'t seen her in a while, but last I saw, she was getting the chubb on.

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« Reply #54 on: March 06, 2003, 06:13:06 PM »
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Angle vs. Brock coulda been an awesome match (real test for Brock to see if he could keep up with someone the calibur of Angle).. I haven\'t seen Smackdown or anything, so I hope they don\'t **** Wrestlemania up..



And Steph was hot.  I haven\'t seen her in a while, but last I saw, she was getting the chubb on.


You say that as if the matches arent pre-determined anyway. Norman smiley could beat the rock if the script says so..lol

As for steph being hot... well...I wont say she is ugly, but I wouldnt say she is hot either. Plus her voice is super annoying and I cant pinpoint it, but just something about her face isnt right.
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« Reply #55 on: March 06, 2003, 06:43:44 PM »
Angle won\'t be wrestling at Wrestlemania. He\'s gone for a year.
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« Reply #56 on: March 06, 2003, 07:36:43 PM »
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Angle will probly lose the match at smackdown next week due to Heyman losing his match against lesnar tonight and then get his neck repaired and be back in 10-12 months depending on how quick it heals........the WWE is looking like a MASH unit with all the injured people! I cant wait for the Girls gone wild PPV next week after Smackdown!  it will be Torrie VS nidia in a "Naked Off" they will both be naked and be judged!


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« Reply #57 on: March 06, 2003, 07:52:21 PM »
killax, I dont see that happening. Look how many times in the past the wwe female stars were supposed to get naked, but never did( and never intended to) for what ever reason.
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« Reply #58 on: March 06, 2003, 08:08:51 PM »
Yeah, Torrie\'s just hosting it.  If you want to see Torrie naked you\'ll have to wait until Playboy comes out... and then download the scans like everyone else. ;]

And I\'m totally bummed about Angle.  There are only two opponents that I\'d like to see against Brock at Wrestlemania now.  Rey Mysterio in what would be a hell of a show, especially if booked right where Mysterio, if nothing else, came really close to winning.  Or Goldberg.  Just when it looked like his window of opportunity had closed, too...

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« Reply #59 on: March 06, 2003, 09:58:53 PM »
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You say that as if the matches arent pre-determined anyway.


No I didn\'t.  It doesn\'t matter who wins or loses, Kurt Angle is the best wrestler in the WWE right now.  He has carried so many poor opponents to good matches purely by the fact that HE was wrestling. *thinks back to Edge vs. Angle*  Edge won the match (second one), but it was Angle who was the better performer.  Hell, Angle got an A+ match out of The Big Show.  Hence why I said the "calibur" of Angle.  I didn\'t mean how good they were supposed to be as per the script.

The only person who can really keep up with Angle now would be Benoit.

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And I\'m totally bummed about Angle. There are only two opponents that I\'d like to see against Brock at Wrestlemania now. Rey Mysterio in what would be a hell of a show, especially if booked right where Mysterio, if nothing else, came really close to winning. Or Goldberg. Just when it looked like his window of opportunity had closed, too...


It has to be Benoit.  But the shitty thing is that they had been building the Brock vs. Angle match for half a year.  Everyone knew it was going to be Brock\'s defining moment.  Angle had become the best, and it was Brock\'s last opponent before proving himself to be "over".  Hence why it was also a Wrestlemania PPV.
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