Iraqi "soldier" : "hello? Hello? Please do not shoot! We surrender! Long live George Bush! Long live Tony Blair! Please! We throw down our weapons!"
*Iraqis start kissing the feet of the brits*
British Soldier: "Well, this is a sticky wicket, now isn\'t it... Begging your pardon, but you\'ll have to run along home now, old bean. The war\'s not started yet... sorry....there\'s a good chap."
