"If you had to choose."

#1
Go to the senior prom with a big zit on the end of your nose

#2
UPS

#3
Having children but living paycheck to paycheck for 20 years

#4 (The classic)
Deaf

#5
Life in prison with no parole

#6
Tom Hanks

#7
Stand there and hand the kids out one by one


#8
Reading a book of your choice for 3 hours


#9
Far Side

#10
Having your parents walking in on you having sex on top of the sheets

#1
Go to the senior prom with a big zit on the end of your nose

#2
Fed Ex

#3
Having children but living paycheck to paycheck for 20 years

#4 (The classic)
Deaf

#5
Life without Parol(The prick in his arm wont hurt nearly as much as the dick in  his ass)

#6
Tom Hanks

#7
Stand there and hand the kids out one by one

#8
Reading a book of your choice for 3 hours

#9
Calvin and Hobbes

#10
Having your parents walking in on you having sex on top of the sheets

[Titan]

#1
Go to the senior prom with a big zit on the end of your nose


#2
UPS


#3
No kids and being able to have a nice lifestyle with your spouse


#4
Confined to a wheelchair


#5
Death Penalty


#6
Tom Hanks


#7
Stand there and hand the kids out one by one


#8
Watching a woman’s pro basketball game in person



#9
Calvin and Hobbes


#10
Walking in on your parents having sex on top of the sheets
(both would be traumatizing though )