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Offline luckee
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Iraqi Jokes......
« on: March 24, 2003, 04:39:59 PM »
Why don\'t Iraqi\'s go to bars?
Because they can get bombed at home.

What is the Iraqi Air Force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.

Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise
program?
Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

What\'s the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.

What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign ambassador.

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?
... F-16 ... B-52 ... F-18 ... A-10

What is Iraq\'s national bird?
Duck.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their Air Force.
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« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2003, 04:58:18 PM »
This is a little distasteful ain\'t it?
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« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2003, 05:03:23 PM »
So are your escapades in the shower, but yet they were still posted.
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2003, 05:13:15 PM »
stfu racer
i thought they were funny..
discriminating a bit but funny :laughing:

Wrong thread though right?
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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2003, 07:09:32 PM »
I thought they were funny as hell. Maybe I\'ll tell a few to my friends tomorrow.
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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2003, 07:47:38 PM »
the training iraqi pilots was the best one.
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« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2003, 07:53:53 PM »
So wrong, yet so right.
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« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2003, 07:58:26 PM »
Rolf. Great stuff. Definitely some of the better jokes I\'ve heard lately.
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« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2003, 11:25:17 AM »
some where funy, esp the training of the pilots one, and there navy with glass bottom boats
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« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2003, 01:26:42 PM »
Great jokes!
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« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2003, 03:38:28 PM »
i find them inapropriate ..... its no time for those kind of jokes ... the worlds is a sad place :(
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« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2003, 04:10:16 PM »
and thats why we changed them to freedom fries.....
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« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2003, 04:41:35 PM »
The bingo one made me laugh...
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« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2003, 05:25:38 PM »
Funny stuff man. And jp6666, the world is a sad place when your looking at it through a pesamists eyes. Look on the bright side, some of the jokes out there help other deal with the pain in other ways.
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« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2003, 05:44:52 PM »
:laughing: I\'m gonna have to write those down.
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