The Dance of the Flamming @rsehole
What you need
2 players
a roll of toilet paper
2 pints of Beer
2 lighters (Zip-o\'s for extra class)
rules
right
each play stands on a table with their backs to each other making sure that there is plent of room between them, if you can get a large enough table then use two sepraete ones.
each play stands on a table with their backs to each other making sure that there is plenty of room between them, if you can get a large enough table then use two separate ones.
Now each player should drop their pants and underwear and each place a equal length of toilet paper into their bung hole it should look like a tail and at least drop to the table top.
Then the players should hold their pints while a 3rd person would light both lengths of toilet paper
Aim of the Game
Each player should race to finish their pint and then and only THEN, they are allowed to pull the toilet paper out (but not before)
If you are a slow drinker you will have your bottom burned !
Who’s the winner
the person who finishes their pint first and removes the flaming toilet paper first
the Total Loser is the person who gets burned on their rear end
