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Offline theomen
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« on: April 03, 2003, 08:30:27 PM »
Post some of the worst lines ever spoken in a movie.
Here are a couple to get you started;

You can have any brew you want, as long as it\'s a Corona-Vin Diesel in Fast and the Furious

Nobody put\'s Baby in the corner- Patrick Swazey in Dirty Dancing
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« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2003, 08:32:16 PM »
"Luke I\'am your father"
--some star wars movie
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« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2003, 08:49:50 PM »
"Here is sub-zero... now... plain zero" -Schwartzeneger (?) in Running Man
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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2003, 09:36:19 PM »
Any line from Mortal Kombat: Annilhation.

Another one from a somewhat classic movie is \'Rocky\'.

 Adrian and Rocky are sitting on the couch and Rocky is on  the TV for the first time..he says to the TV camera.
"Hey, Adrian, it\'s me Rocky!"...He then looks at Adrian on the couch across him and says.."Did you see me on TV?".
Something about those lines and the fact that Rocky was so stupid that he had to clarify who he was to Adrian and then, ask her if she just saw him on TV - as if she wasn\'t in the room with him...It just cracks me up everytime.
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« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2003, 09:52:34 PM »
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Any line from Mortal Kombat: Annilhation.

Another one from a somewhat classic movie is \'Rocky\'.

 Adrian and Rocky are sitting on the couch and Rocky is on  the TV for the first time..he says to the TV camera.
"Hey, Adrian, it\'s me Rocky!"...He then looks at Adrian on the couch across him and says.."Did you see me on TV?".
Something about those lines and the fact that Rocky was so stupid that he had to clarify who he was to Adrian and then, ask her if she just saw him on TV - as if she wasn\'t in the room with him...It just cracks me up everytime.


:laughing:

Beautiful.

Basically, any movie with Arnold Schwarzegger in it.  We rent his movies out just to laugh at him. :D

Oh, one just came to mind.  It\'s a movie my sister rented out years ago call "One Tough Bastard".  Not sure if anyone knows it, it\'s pretty B grade.  Anywho, at one point he walks into a building with 4 guys and picks a fight.  But before he starts fighting he stops, gets his cell phone and dials a number: "Hi [...] I\'m going to need.. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4 ambulances".  Bwahaha, made me laugh.
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« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2003, 10:03:44 PM »
"When the microphone comes round I want you to do something really special" - Max Beesley, GLITTER.

mm\'s favourite movie.
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« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2003, 10:40:11 PM »
Any line from that new Daredevil.
Quite possibly some of the worst dialog ever.
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« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2003, 10:42:34 PM »
"the"
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« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2003, 11:29:43 PM »
"Now that\'s what I call a close encounter"- Will Smith-Independence Day
And pretty much anything from Dude Where Is My Car.
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« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2003, 11:44:19 PM »
I got ya all beat.



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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2003, 12:02:21 AM »
From the First line all the way through to the last of GLITTER
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« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2003, 01:09:17 AM »
" I eat green beret\'s for breakfast, and right now I\'m very hungry!" Arnold Schwartzenegger - Commando
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« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2003, 04:51:44 AM »
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Originally posted by SirMystiq
"Luke I\'am your father"
--some star wars movie


come on, you can\'t be serious... thats a classic man.  Did you even SEE the Empire Strikes Back?
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« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2003, 05:28:01 AM »
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" I eat green beret\'s for breakfast, and right now I\'m very hungry!" Arnold Schwartzenegger - Commando


Oh man I remember that one!! :laughing:

There were a couple of other GREAT ones in that movie! Can\'t remember them, though :(

Isn\'t that line right before he punches the guy onto a glass spike, and says "Looks like the punch was spiked!" ????  (or something to that effect).  I love him!
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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2003, 05:44:48 AM »
“Unfortunately no-one can be told what the Matrix is … you have to see it for yourself.”  

a bit Dumb when he could of said just said.

"Dude your in a fish bowl of Red Goo, wired up to a super computer which is simulating the world so that it can draw power from your electrical impulses ! ...oh and you have a type of USB port in the back of your neck and have no eye brows."

;)

j/k

please don\'t flame me Matrix fans :p
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