Author Topic: Do you wipe the seat after you are done? (Read 2198 times)

Bobs_Hardware · « **Reply #30 on:** April 05, 2003, 07:50:07 AM »

That\'s some scary shit, you don\'t know WHICH one to try and get in the bowl.

If you wanted to really be tricky, you could turn the little soldier on it\'s side, so one stream goes straight in, and the other does a loop into the air, then into the bowl.

Man I\'d love to see that on tape.

CHIZZY · « **Reply #31 on:** April 05, 2003, 08:46:12 AM »

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Originally posted by videoholic
The worst is when the pee hole somehow sticks itself together and you pee to the side unexpectantly. I\'ve hit the trash can a couple times.

the morning after sex pee......

Titan · « **Reply #32 on:** April 05, 2003, 07:26:12 PM »

Whenever I pee in two directions, I start to panic and end up peeing all over the floor and stuff trying to stop peeing. Its a real pain.

« **Reply #33 on:** April 05, 2003, 09:11:32 PM »

Never happened to me..

But it occasionaly goes sideways, which is a pain when its all over the furnace. And then you forget to clean it - so it evaporates. Evaporating pee is not a good smell...

Okay; how about this;

You woke up, and are taking a shower. You havent had your morning piss. Your sitting their, cleaning, and you gotta pee. Do you go in the tub- and just not care, or step out and get the floor wet?

« **Reply #34 on:** April 06, 2003, 03:59:51 AM »

Pissing in the shower is ok.

Pissing in the bathtub is not.

Bobs_Hardware · « **Reply #35 on:** April 06, 2003, 06:04:38 AM »

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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Pissing in the shower is ok.

Pissing in the bathtub is not.

What if you have a hybrid shower/bathtub? Should you try and aim for the shower nozzle?

CHIZZY · « **Reply #36 on:** April 06, 2003, 07:48:50 AM »

I piss in the shower every day. It\'s also a bathtub, but nobody ever takes a bath. I have a bath phobia, \'cos I feel like I\'m stewing an a bacteria soup.

OK, here\'s one.. the upper deck. That\'s when you\'re at a party and you take a dump in the TANK part of the toilet, so that each flush afterwards just fills the bowl with more turd goodness. Classy.

« **Reply #37 on:** April 06, 2003, 10:26:28 AM »

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\'cos I feel like I\'m stewing an a bacteria soup.

:eek: Me too... Its disgusting.

Are you afraid of swimming pools though?

BTW: anyone piss in a swimming pool?

Thats disgusting.

Titan · « **Reply #38 on:** April 06, 2003, 12:32:23 PM »

I piss in swimming pools all the time. I also crap in them. You don\'t have to flush them

j/k for people who take that seriously *couch* spudz

« **Reply #39 on:** April 06, 2003, 02:55:08 PM »

Chizzy, that is so disgusting.

I like it.

videoholic · « **Reply #40 on:** April 06, 2003, 03:06:54 PM »

I piss in the shower too, usually from across the room. I have great distance.

The end can be tricky though.

« **Reply #41 on:** April 07, 2003, 07:43:58 AM »

Man you should get out and piss in the toilet taking your morning piss in the shower is nastyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ewwwwwwwwe.

Thats like a mountain of pee pee in the shower:crap:

videoholic · « **Reply #42 on:** April 07, 2003, 07:49:01 AM »

It\'s not like I\'m taking a shower at the time. Geeze. That\'s disgusting. I just piss in the shower from a far because it\'s easier to hit than the toilet bowl.

CHIZZY · « **Reply #43 on:** April 07, 2003, 08:22:01 AM »

I pee on my feet... helps keep athlete\'s foot away.

§ôµÏG®ïñD · « **Reply #44 on:** April 07, 2003, 09:13:23 AM »

ahh the evil after getting laid pissing... Argh the pain.. and the friggin waiting.. so so bad....

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