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« on: April 08, 2003, 12:32:51 AM »
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Yikes!  I\'d jump 50 feet back if I saw that thing.

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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2003, 07:34:22 AM »
It\'s stuff like this that makes me glad I live in Iceland, where I only have to worry about insects for 3 months a year, and none of them are venomous and they are all tiny.

I wouldn\'t want to live in a place where I was afraid to get my head bitten off by a dog sized spider.
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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2003, 07:47:02 AM »
welcome to FLorida.  Home of the Gigantic friggin spiders!  Ive seen many of those same spiders.  I doesnt matter how clean your house is, or how much you spray, you WILL get spiders and roaches.  Back when I lived with my parents, I had a blow gun.  I shot a spider close to the same size as that one with 3 darts, and it was STILL running away.

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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2003, 08:42:54 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2003, 09:07:59 AM »
The people on that board use the F word like it\'s going out of style.  Oh wait, it is out of style.
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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2003, 09:30:43 AM »
F*ck no!
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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2003, 09:33:55 AM »
I would love to see a spider like that in my house.

/me realises that it will never happen in the uk :(

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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2003, 10:19:42 AM »
Las Vegas has scorpions and rattlesnakes. I have yet to see either of the two.

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« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2003, 04:31:36 AM »
u guys call that large. BUAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

ohh that\'s some funny shit. :)

I see huntsman spiders larger then that atleast once a week. In Australia, normaly the bigger they are, the less deadly they are.

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« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2003, 06:12:39 AM »
There\'s a bird-hunting spider in South America the size of a dinner plate. I\'m not afraid of spiders. Where I come from, we used to find spiders and make them fight someone else\'s spider as if it were a sport. I was too young to knwo what type of spiders they were but if both male, they will attack each other. Similar to roosters.

The spider I will not touch is the Brown Recluse. Tiny little 8 legged demons, they are.
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« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2003, 07:15:36 AM »
I would cry... seriously I hate spiders. I don\'t know how you people live in places like Arizona or Australia knowing theres these big ass killla-magigs areound you all the time.
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« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2003, 10:27:38 AM »
Heh, no giant spiders in alaska!
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« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2003, 10:46:47 AM »
It\'s not the big ones that we worry about. It\'s the tiny ones that could kill us that worry us more.
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« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2003, 11:00:35 AM »
Well, we don\'t got any of those either, so meh.
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« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2003, 11:07:22 AM »
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Well, we don\'t got any of those either, so meh.


Yeah but we don\'t have a gazillion mosquitos like you all have. :)
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