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« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2003, 02:38:45 PM »
Dying when the last person you see is Vapor :p
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« Reply #16 on: April 12, 2003, 12:37:46 PM »
Dude... square.... Im speechless. haha
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« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2003, 02:54:12 PM »
I just thought of one-

swallowing a flamethrower

damn, that would make some cool pictures when he tries to shit it out :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2003, 07:28:46 PM »
You want quality DEATH

A dood lived.

here ;)




not this time

muhahahhaha ;)

Gonna make others with flame throwers, Rocket launchers, Shotgun and whatever other weapon Metal slug has.
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« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2003, 09:30:16 PM »
While camping in Africa, awoken by millions of ciafu (an abnormally agressive ant in Africa, they kill their victim by invasion of the lungs.) the rest writes itself
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« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2003, 09:53:36 PM »
Ouch- inhaling ants... Bleh!

BTW Metal Slug ****ing rocks!
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« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2003, 11:12:13 AM »
How about when you try and make a fart flame but it goes into your ass and burns it and you can\'t take a shit and you die of blockage :)
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« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2003, 11:21:36 AM »
^ eww horrible and disgusting, theirs no better combination.

hows this, having each part of yer body being dismembered peice by peice (e.g. having yer finger tips cut off and then slowly working yer way up i.e. cutting at every joint) and be kept alive during all this.

another way is to have holes drilled thru out yer body with a power drill (sad part is some people have actually been killed this way thru torture and what not)
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« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2003, 12:25:27 PM »
how about forced to read this forum until u keel over! :eek:
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« Reply #24 on: April 13, 2003, 12:40:34 PM »
looks like Souly is having too much fun with his Gif animation program!  how about falling off a stool backward into an up-turned axe and the axe goes through you like butter!

here is another one:  light you fart on fire and light your ballsack on fire and due to the ammount of hair on your body you burn to death!

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« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2003, 01:44:41 PM »
[size=10]DEATH BY DEEPTHROAT[/size]
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« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2003, 05:50:18 PM »
Whatabout when you die during sex with a really hot chick :)
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« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2003, 07:01:12 PM »
How about being shot by a missle launcher. :boom: :boom:



poor little dood, nothing left of him.
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« Reply #28 on: April 13, 2003, 07:48:23 PM »
Strapped to a pole, every hour the pole bends back a 1/4 of an inch until your back is crunched and your head meets your legs.  Then you get your head kicked to pieces.
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« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2003, 06:41:29 PM »
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How about being shot by a missle launcher. :boom: :boom:



poor little dood, nothing left of him.


I love how the little army dude runs :)
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