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« on: April 24, 2003, 07:00:27 PM »
Can people press charges for a joke?

I just called up a local spanish teacher, and she is freaking out :laughing:. Now she wants to sue cause I said penis on the phone :rolleyes:.

I know you have all done it; so post some of your better ones to the best of your memory.
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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2003, 07:03:02 PM »
They probley could if they had some sort of animal tightly secured up there butt hole.

Nothing wrong with a good prank phone call *Shrugs*

CEPT WHATEVER BASTARDS CALLED ME AND SAID I WON NELLY TICKETS, EVEN THOUGH I DESPISE NELLY, THEY WERE FREE DAMNIT, I WILL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE!!!!

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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2003, 07:05:01 PM »
:laughing:

I tricked this kid whos last name was Cheeseman that he won a 2 million dollar check, and a lifetime supply of Tillamook cheese. He was screaming histerically. :laughing: Ahhhh, gulliable people rock.
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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2003, 09:06:07 PM »
I\'ve never done it.. Then agian, i\'m not 15.
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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2003, 09:31:05 PM »
I just breath heavily and masturbate...

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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2003, 10:29:59 PM »
One pizza guy actually tracked our call and sent police officers. Luckily we were at a payphone, and hauled ass.

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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2003, 11:04:24 PM »
when did prank calls change to crank calls?

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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2003, 11:32:24 PM »
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when did prank calls change to crank calls?


There is a show where they do prank calls and it\'s called crank yankers.

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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2003, 12:40:01 AM »
Crank Yankers.  Crank Calls is said in the west in Cali (or so says my older brother from there) and the rest of us have been saying prank calls for the longest time.

oooo OOOOOO ooooooo....  for the longest time.

The only prank calls I remember were using the Arnold sound clips and having 7-8 friends listen in laughing hysterically.

\"i thought america alreay had been in the usa??? i know it was in australia and stuff.\"
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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2003, 12:50:00 AM »
Who\'s your daddy and what does he do?
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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2003, 03:33:20 AM »
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com has voiceboards for some poeople (arnold, that fake psychic chick and a couple more).  you click on one of the sayings and it wil play it.......I made some funny mixes one night.....



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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2003, 04:50:25 AM »
Yes, I have done my share of crank calls... Ages ago.
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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2003, 05:03:53 AM »
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oooo OOOOOO ooooooo....  for the longest time.



What were you thinking when you typed this?!?! haha

were you listening to the oldies station?

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« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2003, 06:06:18 AM »
my fave was done by two co-workers a few years ago. The one guy\'s half-sister and her husband got a new puppy and like any new puppy, it barked all the time in the backyard. All the neighbors loved this puppy, tho- so it was all cool. Well these two guys were all drunk one night so the guy not related to her called and put on his best angry black man voice and threatened to kill the dog if it didn\'t shut up. They totally expected to be found out during the call, they were being so ridiculous...saying shit like,

"I wuz late for work at KFC cuz of yo dam\' dog! You know what kinda shit the boss gives me if I don\'t thaw the biscuts in the mo\'nin\'? Shit, they busted my ass down to fry duty, an\' I can\'t be havin\' dat!"

So anyway it was so bad they just expected them to blow it off. 10 minutes later, they get a call from the sister crying hysterically asking if they wanted the puppy. He didn\'t have the heart to tell her that it was them. He had it on tape, it rocked. The other guy richie (who played the angry black man) also has tapes of him calling east-side bars asking for leroy. When he gets leroy on the phone (old drunk) they talk for like 15 minutes about shit. The guy totally thinks he knows him.
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« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2003, 07:04:11 AM »
We were on the bus calling random people (businesses who\'s trucks drove by with the number). One kid called up a sink place and said he had a "certain body part" stuck in the drain. A friend of mine called up a random number and said they could win 31,000 bucks by naming all the flavors in 31 Baskin Robins. Someone then hit in a number (which was a soccer store, I thought it was a cheese store) and a british guy answered. I yelled "Listen, I don\'t want to tell you again. STOP CALLING ME!!!!". Prank phone calls kick ass.
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