1. Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2. Sociable -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3. Cross-eyed -- Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4. Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5. Indifferent -- All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6. Clever -- No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.
7. Worried -- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8. Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
9. Absent-Minded -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. Childish -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11. Sneaky -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
12. Patient -- Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
13. Desperate -- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14. Tough -- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.
15. Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both.
16. Fat -- Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.
17. Little -- Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18. Drunk -- Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19. Disgruntled -- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20. Conceited -- Holds two-inch dick like baseball bat.