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Offline luckee
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20 Types You Meet in the Men\'s Restroom
« on: May 06, 2003, 06:04:29 PM »
1. Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2. Sociable -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3. Cross-eyed -- Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4. Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5. Indifferent -- All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6. Clever -- No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.
7. Worried -- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8. Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
9. Absent-Minded -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. Childish -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11. Sneaky -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
12. Patient -- Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
13. Desperate -- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14. Tough -- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.
15. Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both.
16. Fat -- Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.
17. Little -- Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18. Drunk -- Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19. Disgruntled -- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20. Conceited -- Holds two-inch dick like baseball bat.
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« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2003, 09:38:36 PM »
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4. Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.


I\'m sorta like this.... For some reason the piss won\'t come out if people are behind me or walking around in the restroom. I have to give it a few extra seconds before it comes out. :laughing:

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« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2003, 10:28:16 PM »
I usually check to the side of me and if someone\'s there I\'ll usually say "Have a good one" or I\'ll just give him a high five or thumbs up.

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« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2003, 11:44:08 PM »
^^

Hehehe, I once said \'How\'s it going\' not thinking of the possible conseqence that could follow.

BTW theoman, answer your friggen MSN Messenger, I think you blocked me (bastard) ;)

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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2003, 12:19:54 AM »
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I\'m sorta like this.... For some reason the piss won\'t come out if people are behind me or walking around in the restroom. I have to give it a few extra seconds before it comes out. :laughing:
Ha ha, I\'m like that too. :D
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« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2003, 06:57:17 AM »
me too, i cant pee if anybody else is in the room.
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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2003, 07:15:32 AM »
21. George Michael

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« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2003, 12:01:08 PM »
yea, i hate it when there are other peep around, sep  if they seem to be a bit to close to you and stuff
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« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2003, 12:50:52 PM »
Racer, I didn\'t block you, I just wasn\'t near my comp when you were messaging me.

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« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2003, 02:18:19 PM »
Man, a bunch of you guys would be in deep trouble during a urin test ;)
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« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2003, 03:48:52 PM »
I\'ve had a urine test many times. I don\'t have anyone looking over my shoulder or walking behind me. Wonder where you get yours...... :confused:

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« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2003, 05:06:49 PM »
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Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both.


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« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2003, 05:36:44 PM »
I can\'t use the restroom. if there is other people in the restroom. I also cannot do "number 2" in public restrooms. Never have been able. I get some sort of mental block.

As for the doin\' both at the same time. If I do "number 2", I always urinate also. It\'s just some kind of habit. If nothing else, some trickles down.

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« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2003, 06:41:24 PM »
If I\'m peeing next to someone I know, I pully out my hand and offer a handshake while saying "How ya doing." Other cool things to say "You call that a penis?" or "How about we race. 1...2....3...GO!!!" :)
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« Reply #14 on: May 08, 2003, 07:08:24 PM »
Im a number 8. Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.

xepts I make noises like a car reffing or gun shots... makes all of you number 4 run and hide like babies :0)
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