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« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2003, 12:49:49 AM »
Cats > dogs.

Dogs are so lame. But if you need a slave to do mindless things I guess it\'s ok. :)
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« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2003, 04:56:35 AM »
Everyone knows my stance on this issue....The Chizz ALWAYS Goes with the pussy.  :D

I like dogs, too... but I can\'t have one since I live in an apartment.

Laser pointers are a surefire way to drive a cat insane. Make him chase it around, then make it look like it went under the couch. He\'ll sit there for hours waiting for it to come out again....
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« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2003, 06:16:19 AM »
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Cats > dogs.

Dogs are so lame. But if you need a slave to do mindless things I guess it\'s ok. :)


I\'ve said it before and I\'ll say it again - cats are useless. Dogs are smart and are currently being trained to smell skin cancer on humans, among other things they do for us.

Anyone ever hear of a cat guiding the blind? Never. They just wanna cuddle to you when they\'re hungry. Damn, you guys are pussy whipped. :p

And a dog will save your asses when a tree falls on you by barking for help or dragging your cat-loving ass out of danger. A cat will sit on the window sill looking at you while you die slowly, waiting for its next meal. :D
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« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2003, 06:21:08 AM »
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Dogs are so lame. But if you need a slave to do mindless things I guess it\'s ok. :)


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« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2003, 10:02:17 AM »
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A cat will sit on the window sill looking at you while you die slowly, waiting for its next meal. :D
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« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2003, 10:10:21 AM »
Cat got your tongue, luckee? :p
« Last Edit: May 16, 2003, 09:16:23 PM by GmanJoe »
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« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2003, 02:50:37 PM »
:laughing:  GmanJoe nailed it
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« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2003, 03:25:08 PM »
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I\'ve said it before and I\'ll say it again - cats are useless. Dogs are smart and are currently being trained to smell skin cancer on humans, among other things they do for us.

Anyone ever hear of a cat guiding the blind? Never. They just wanna cuddle to you when they\'re hungry. Damn, you guys are pussy whipped. :p

And a dog will save your asses when a tree falls on you by barking for help or dragging your cat-loving ass out of danger. A cat will sit on the window sill looking at you while you die slowly, waiting for its next meal. :D


Thats great. For myself personaly, i am not blind and do not need checking for skin cancer. I dont want some mutt slobering on me and smelling funny. I dont want to take him out 24/7 and pick up his shit. I dont want to hear its barking and i can protect myself. Soooo for me a cat suits me perfectly. Cats are cuter and not as annoying and rambunctious as dogs. I can let my cat outside whenever it wants and it will come back to the house and get rid of rats bugs etc. They clean themselves much better than dogs and i dont have to carry a pooper scooper to pick up cat shit outside. They can be very friendly and not so friendly to others and their claws hurt like shit after about a minute. Cats, to ME, far outclass dogs for somebody like myself who doesnt feel like putting up with the shit (no pun intended) i get with dogs.

On a lighter note. i dont hate dogs, i just preffer cats ;)
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« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2003, 09:15:53 PM »
You\'re just lazy. :D
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« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2003, 10:44:13 AM »
Cats are ****ing retarded. I mean take a dog- loyal to the end.

A cat? Loyal until you run out of Friskies. Shit dude- my cat is a bitch. Yet my dog- it ****ing rules sitting their watching the TV with me and licking its crotch.
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« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2003, 11:46:21 AM »
Dogs are more useful. You could dog sled (which I want to make a hobby when I get older), they are good for hunting (not to be hunted ;) ), they are fun to play with. Cats just plop themselves on a heater and sleep. What are they good for? A mouse trap otherwise they are lazy.
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« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2003, 02:51:46 PM »
Meh, stereotypes. My cats have never been lazy except for one because she was really old and no Gman im not lazy. Im the kind of person that likes to wake up early, say about 5:00 am or so. Dogs are mindlessly loyal. How do you figure cats are not? Mine are so i dont know what your talking about. Maybe your cat is the kind that is hefty and doesnt get any exorcise spudz. Either that or you dont treat it like you like it. Not saying that you do. Dogs are the typical male companion. Most kids like dogs. For what i get out of many dogs its not worth the effort. I like some dogs and many of my family members have kool dogs. Its just that i simply prefer cats. Its not even really a debatable topic because i guess it depends on the person. Plus, dogs can often be used for the wrong thigs and will stupidly obey. Sure they dont know better but i just dont see in them what i see in cats. Plus it would be kooler to me to have a tiger or leopard than a wolf. meh
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
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« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2003, 03:33:20 PM »
Stereotypes?

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« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2003, 03:53:18 PM »
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Stereotypes?

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Please. I dont see what rational you have behind yourstatements. Yes stereotypes you moron. As in cats are always lazy and they have no loyalty etc etc. Not all cats are like that obviously. And i was reffering to the cat and dog family when making the tiger comment. And no im far from ten. Think about it. If the money was readily available, if you could raise either a tiger or a wolf as a pet id would choose the tiger. The comment was not mindless my friend. obviously you must be the ten year old.  ;)
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
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Yessir massir ima f*** you up reeeeal nice and homely like. uh huh, yessum ; ).
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« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2003, 06:35:31 PM »
I asked you a question- how old are you Mr. Lions, Tigers and bears.
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