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Offline theomen
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AAAHHhhh that fat boy is stalking me!!
« on: May 23, 2003, 09:20:36 PM »
Today I took my dog for a swim at a river which is about a block from my house.  The part that I take him to is pretty remote and I\'ve never seen anyone near it, so I feel safe to let my dog go off his leash and let him swim all he wants.  While he was swimming I decided to work on my tan so I took off my shirt, and about 10 mintues later this fat kid tries to sneak up on me, but my dog hears his foot steps and starts to growl.  I kept subtley warning my dog not to go after him, and to continue playing.  The kid finally stopped "sneaking" about 30 feet from where I was, and took a seat indian style and sat there and starred at me for about 15 minutes.  I finally got creeped out and left, but here\'s the kicker....I swear it\'s the same fat kid  from the videos, so BEWARE!!!
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« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2003, 12:43:57 AM »
LOL! He\'s come back to get his revenge on all of us. I bet the video has a curse... 24 hours after you watch it the fat kid will stalk you and try to sit on you.
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« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2003, 03:43:20 PM »
You should\'ve told him he had purdy lips-

Doing that to strangers gets the best expression out of them.

Its like "WHAT THE ****! I JUST SHIT MY PANTS" type of face.
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« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2003, 06:53:14 PM »
Maybe he was masturbating into a Kings\' hat as he looked at your ultra sex0r TheOmen body.
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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2003, 10:01:36 PM »
Well I offered to let him feel my penis....in the non sexual way, like a Viking

Sammy knows what I mean
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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2003, 11:45:50 PM »
Maybe he wants you in one of his future videos.
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« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2003, 01:47:38 AM »
You should have grabbed his manboobs.
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« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2003, 11:23:18 AM »
he don\'t like you very much!
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Re: AAAHHhhh that fat boy is stalking me!!
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2003, 11:55:00 AM »
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Today I took my dog for a swim at a river which is about a block from my house.  The part that I take him to is pretty remote and I\'ve never seen anyone near it, so I feel safe to let my dog go off his leash and let him swim all he wants.  While he was swimming I decided to work on my tan so I took off my shirt, and about 10 mintues later this fat kid tries to sneak up on me, but my dog hears his foot steps and starts to growl.  I kept subtley warning my dog not to go after him, and to continue playing.  The kid finally stopped "sneaking" about 30 feet from where I was, and took a seat indian style and sat there and starred at me for about 15 minutes.  I finally got creeped out and left, but here\'s the kicker....I swear it\'s the same fat kid  from the videos, so BEWARE!!!


He could be a future serial killer. Seriously, no one should be doing that sort of thing. I\'d talk to a police and see what he thinks.
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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2003, 05:08:24 PM »
You\'d think he\'d go after me, afterall, I do have him grabbing his boobies in my avy.
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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2003, 06:30:22 PM »
You\'re scared of a 10 year old fat kid. :laughing:





although, he could sit on you :eek:
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« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2003, 07:36:01 PM »
maybe we should just call him piggy
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