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Offline videoholic

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« on: June 10, 2003, 11:25:22 AM »
For some reason I always look at what I have done.  I guess I\'m just making sure everything came out A-OK.  Do you guys give a look?


On the same note, have you ever been so proud of one that you were very tempted to call in a spouse or a buddy?  I had one of those the other day.  

On the same note, yet another question.  Is it your goal to do the entire job without breakage?  Everyone has to have goals...

Know what I mean?
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« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2003, 11:34:42 AM »
Yes. Yes. Yes. And Yes.

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« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2003, 11:40:47 AM »
Well, I dropped a big fat kid off at the pool last week and it was so big, I wondered if some celestial Alien had abducted me one night and implanted some large brown egg in my colon, only to hatch in our sewage system as the brown equivelant of Godzilla.

I certainly felt about 2 pounds lighter. I walked funny for about an hour, though. That hurt. Has anyone heard about a brown monster roaming the sweage system? It probably has my DNA. :D
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« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2003, 11:50:19 AM »
Without breakage is definitely the way to go, I tend to find that there is less wiping to do and therefore less soreness afterwards.

I hate those greasy ones that take half a toilet roll to clean up.
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« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2003, 12:07:22 PM »
always double check everything I do, I\'m just wierd that way.
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« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2003, 12:10:41 PM »
That makes me think of another question.  Do any of you wipe after each drop?


I could definitely see Racer doing this.  GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2003, 12:22:46 PM »
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I hate those greasy ones that take half a toilet roll to clean up.
Note to everyone who uses half a roll in one session:  FLUSH WHILE YOU\'RE WIPING.    If I find the shit-for-brains who keeps clogging our toilets, I will beat his ass so hard he\'ll be using a bag instead of a toilet for the rest of his life.  :mad:
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« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2003, 12:25:18 PM »
Logan is now learning how to go on the pot.  He is so funny.

Instead of saying that he has to go use the potty he says, "Daddy, I want to try for a big one...."

Oh, that\'s my boy....


Also whenever he farts he laughs and says, "I popped!!"
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« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2003, 12:25:25 PM »
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Note to everyone who uses half a roll in one session:  FLUSH WHILE YOU\'RE WIPING.    If I find the shit-for-brains who keeps clogging our toilets, I will beat his ass so hard he\'ll be using a bag instead of a toilet for the rest of his life.  :mad:


:laughing:

Lol, I sometimes have to flush 3 or 4 times after a seriously messy one.
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« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2003, 01:40:16 PM »
you know what\'s annoying?

when you take a shit, wipe your ass only to find out you have to go again directly afterwards :S
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« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2003, 01:43:12 PM »
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Without breakage is definitely the way to go, I tend to find that there is less wiping to do and therefore less soreness afterwards.


You have to force them out at velocity to do that, I find that it usually takes a bit  of skin with it that way.....kinda smarts a bit afterwards.

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I hate those greasy ones that take half a toilet roll to clean up.


Don\'t we all?
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« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2003, 02:00:14 PM »
Finally, a topic I have experiance with.

I try my hardest for a no braker, these are nice and tidy. I get these ones that smell so bad but are totally clean, I call them the "paper bag" jobs becuase the just slip out, I hate the ones where I have to flush 3 times, makes my arse sore...

And yes, I always look back.
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« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2003, 03:19:55 PM »
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Originally posted by videoholic
For some reason I always look at what I have done.  I guess I\'m just making sure everything came out A-OK.  Do you guys give a look?


On the same note, have you ever been so proud of one that you were very tempted to call in a spouse or a buddy?  I had one of those the other day.  

On the same note, yet another question.  Is it your goal to do the entire job without breakage?  Everyone has to have goals...

Know what I mean?


hahahahah..I swear to god I was going to post something similar last week after an impressive one but decided not to.

I ALWAYS have to look. After all, it is an indication of whats going on inside of you.

One Proud father checkin in.

If I feel it\'s a long one, I try to do it in one swoop.
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« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2003, 03:40:10 PM »
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you know what\'s annoying?

when you take a shit, wipe your ass only to find out you have to go again directly afterwards :S


Or when you go to the bathroom to whiz, only to realize that the other half is calling when you\'re done...
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« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2003, 03:44:11 PM »
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you know what\'s annoying?

when you take a shit, wipe your ass only to find out you have to go again directly afterwards :S


Even worse than that is when you have to shit shortly after taking a shower. If time permits..I take another quick one. I also keep wet ones on the toilet tank.

And we dont have any babies..... :D

I\'m too old to have racing stripes in my boxers.
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