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Offline Luke
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« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2003, 03:46:58 PM »
i plan my showers around my dumps.

luckily i only dump once every couple days.
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« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2003, 04:55:23 PM »
Another question.

Do you dump at work?
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« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2003, 05:00:49 PM »
I don\'t dump at work, call me wierd but I have a special relationship with the toilet at home, it knows how to handle my brown babies, and I don\'t like to cheat on it.
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« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2003, 05:01:58 PM »
Yes at work, but usually no other "public" place.

The strange thing is my body seems to sense when it\'s acceptable to get my attention for a release, and when it\'s out of the question.  For example on a long flight, I have no problems because my ass knows its NOT GONNA HAPPEN.  :D  It\'s like an unwritten agreement between us.
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« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2003, 05:26:40 PM »
almost like you\'re one with your sphincter.
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« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2003, 06:27:31 PM »
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Another question.

Do you dump at work?


fu*k yea!!! Although it isnt the same. I will only do it public bathrooms if it is an emergency though.

Hell, I\'ve even pulled over to shit in a field 2 or 3 times. Shammies and 1X1 cotton towels arent that great to wipe yer ass with either.
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« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2003, 06:52:55 PM »
My boss poops at work every single day.

Not only that, but get this,

Our fart fan only runs when the light is on.

That fizucker takes a smelly crap, then turns the light off and leaves the fizucking door open.

IT IS THE WORST!!!!!

And my desk use to be right there.  It was the worst.  I also had to listen to him farting all the time.  God it sucked.  I now have my desk upstairs, but it still sucks.  

It\'s like, doesn\'t he ever crap at home?
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« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2003, 08:07:53 PM »
Can I participate in this thread?  Do all the young un-married guys acknowledge that girls poop?

I really don\'t have any vices or bad habits or strange personality traits -- except one.  I cannot look at my poo.  It\'s like a phobia.  I know I should.  Like luckee said, it\'s an indication of what\'s going on inside of you.

Anyone have any ideas of why this might be?
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« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2003, 10:17:01 PM »
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Do all the young un-married guys acknowledge that girls poop?


:surprised :sconf:

Girls are to pretty to poop. Pooping is a MAN THING!
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« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2003, 12:25:25 AM »
I don\'t do it at work (except for one time where I really REALLY had to).

And no, I don\'t check afterwards. Not on purpose anyway. :)
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« Reply #25 on: June 11, 2003, 02:50:04 AM »
Sammy, you and Sara should go hang out and have a beer together.  

What\'s wrong with you people?

LOOK AT THE CRAP!!!!!!!!

You have no idea what kind of accomplishments you have made if you don\'t look at it!!!
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« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2003, 03:56:17 AM »
I poop at work. But one a floor mostly inhabited by women that way there\'s less visitors in the restroom. It\'s kinda like a territorial thing. That\'s my restroom and any guy who goes there will get the "LIGHTS OUT" treatment. :D
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« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2003, 05:32:46 AM »
For me, the worst feeling in the world is being caught short enough to use a public toilet, and finding that when you sit down, the seat is still warm. That happened to me once when I was visiting a friend un hospital, as soon as contact was made between me and said toilet seat, I felt my skin crawl.

Since then, I have tried to avoid public toilets, I always make sure I free up room before I leave the house.
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« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2003, 08:34:52 AM »
I always look. Though with the amount of beer I drink, it\'s mostly to make sure my liver isn\'t in the crapper.

How about some colorful euphemisms for pooping? My friend comes up with some zingers... Like "evicting the hobbit", "shootin\' brown rickeys", "producing a Toblerone pinecone", "laying wolfbait"...
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« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2003, 08:49:03 AM »
droppin off te kids at the pool....

stinky load....

damn, as many as I knew as a kid, now I dont rmemeber any. :(
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