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Offline Cerberus

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« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2003, 05:42:33 AM »
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What the hell is a "half pint glass"???!?!?!?!?!??


Does the name not give it away somewhat?
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« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2003, 05:44:30 AM »
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Does the name not give it away somewhat?


good call lol
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« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2003, 05:54:24 AM »
I was being sarcastic..... who the hell would order just a half-pint?
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« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2003, 05:57:08 AM »
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I was being sarcastic..... who the hell would order just a half-pint?


damn right...why don\'t they just get rid of half pints cause not even old people drink them anymore!
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« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2003, 06:07:40 AM »
You get loads of wimmin drinking halfs of lager. But there has always been one thing about chicks who drink out of half pint glasses, why the f\'k do they get TWO half pints at a time, instead of 1 full pint???
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« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2003, 06:11:30 AM »
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You get loads of wimmin drinking halfs of lager. But there has always been one thing about chicks who drink out of half pint glasses, why the f\'k do they get TWO half pints at a time, instead of 1 full pint???


Women - we\'ll never fully understand them mate so don\'t even bother trying lol.
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« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2003, 06:18:51 AM »
why the hell do birds always travel in packs for a trip to the head?

That one\'s had me noodle knackered for a fair bit...


/me tries unsuccessfully to blend in with his British mates....
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« Reply #22 on: June 20, 2003, 06:23:01 AM »
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why the hell do birds always travel in packs for a trip to the head?

That one\'s had me noodle knackered for a fair bit...


/me tries unsuccessfully to blend in with his British mates....


and how come women always go to the toilet together?
it happens every time!
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« Reply #23 on: June 20, 2003, 06:56:49 AM »
isn\'t that what I said?

/me checks his brit-speak dictionary....
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« Reply #24 on: June 20, 2003, 07:01:24 AM »
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What the hell is a "half pint glass"???!?!?!?!?!??


Birds drink them... well proper birds do, and blockes who are light on their lofas

but your typical carpet muncher (the non lipstic lesbo) or Tomboy oh she will drink a full pint just like the lads.
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