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Offline luckee
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Calling all SARS
« on: July 29, 2003, 08:56:26 AM »
Will groups with the infamous acronym answer the cries for help?

Services for At Risk Students
State office of education, Utah.


pranker: Hi is this the SARS?
SARS: yes it is
pranker: I think I might have SARS
SARS: You\'ll need to call your doctor or the health department about that.
pranker: So if I were to, say, have difficulty breathing, you couldnt help me?
SARS: No. You\'d better call a doctor.
Pranker: (wheezes) Please help
SARS: Can you call a doctor?
Pranker: (coughs for 10 seconds) I dont know any..do you by any chance have a number handy?
SARS: Uhm..I cant find a phone book..(hangs up)


SARS Software products....
Mill VAlley California

SARS: Good morning, SARS
pranker: good(coughs for 13 seconds) morning
SARS: Sorry we dont deal with the disease. We are a software company.
Pranker: You\'re the only SARS I could find.
SARS:We\'re nmot a medical outfitter. We just happent o have the same intials.
Pranker: So why did you name yourself (coughs for 5 seconds) after the disease?!
SARS: We were named 3 years ago, this disease just came out!
Pranker: Im having difficulty breathing.
SARS: I suggest you call 911
Pranker: What area code is that?
SARS: Any area code(hangs up)


I want to try this and others soooo bad just to play around..lol
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Offline GmanJoe

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Calling all SARS
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2003, 09:11:47 AM »
There\'s a drink in the Philippines called SARSI. Well.....not quite as funny as your post but it\'s in Asia at least! :p Plus the first 4 letters. ;)
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