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« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2003, 03:47:33 PM »
I have a cat...

its old...

and it stinks...

and its a whore...
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« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2003, 03:48:46 PM »
aka

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DUHN DUHN DUHN!!!!
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« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2003, 04:50:14 PM »
Meh, Im always at friends houses that have about 4 cats but i have never had more than one. Typical cat bashing *yawn* I couldnt care too much less.:p

And Gman. That couldnt possibly be me because i was white when i was born:D. Serious
« Last Edit: September 08, 2003, 04:53:14 PM by Lord Nicon »
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« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2003, 07:29:55 PM »
That\'s a picture of a white boy, if you didn\'t notice. Oh....you\'re talking about the dog? You\'re a dog? See? You are smart! You can type and speak with humans! :)
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« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2003, 10:10:15 PM »
We\'ve had a big arguement about this before GMan.

Calling cats useless is ignorant, to say the least.

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When cats can rescue and guide humans, let me know.


When you see news reports of cats mauling children with regularity, let me know.

:rolleyes:
« Last Edit: September 08, 2003, 10:11:43 PM by Bobs_Hardware »
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« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2003, 10:29:07 PM »
I wouln\'t say cats are useless. They\'re just good for nothing. They sit there and lay down. Sure it\'s nice to have one curl up on you or lay down on your lap. It\'s nice to watch them run around after something thats not there. It\'s nice to watch them try to fight a bigger cat. Other than that, you can\'t take a cat to the park b/c it\'ll just sit there or run away. You can\'t play fetch b/c it\'ll just try to lick the ball. You can\'t show it off to friends b/c they\'ll think your gay. Dogs > Cats. My chica has a cat. That thing it goes out everynight and comes back with something wrong. Now he has a whole in his head. Cat\'s make the house stink. But I wouln\'t mind owning one b/c theyre cute. Cats > Dogs.

I own a Siberian Husky. His name is Pepe. Light blue eyes and it\'s one of a kind that knows how to fetch. It\'s almost impossible to teach a Husky to fetch.

I love all animals the same!!
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« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2003, 02:37:08 AM »
you can teach cat how to fetch when a kitten
i have taught  two my cats hot to fetch and will teach my new kittens when get them as right now i don\'t have any cats i lost
two white kittens that had distemper... but you teach a cat to fetch
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« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2003, 03:30:49 AM »
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I wouln\'t say cats are useless. They\'re just good for nothing. They sit there and lay down. Sure it\'s nice to have one curl up on you or lay down on your lap. It\'s nice to watch them run around after something thats not there. It\'s nice to watch them try to fight a bigger cat. Other than that, you can\'t take a cat to the park b/c it\'ll just sit there or run away. You can\'t play fetch b/c it\'ll just try to lick the ball. You can\'t show it off to friends b/c they\'ll think your gay. Dogs > Cats. My chica has a cat. That thing it goes out everynight and comes back with something wrong. Now he has a whole in his head. Cat\'s make the house stink. But I wouln\'t mind owning one b/c theyre cute. Cats > Dogs.

I own a Siberian Husky. His name is Pepe. Light blue eyes and it\'s one of a kind that knows how to fetch. It\'s almost impossible to teach a Husky to fetch.

I love all animals the same!!



I was laughing after every line of this post.. :laughing:
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« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2003, 03:46:24 AM »
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We\'ve had a big arguement about this before GMan.

Calling cats useless is ignorant, to say the least.



When you see news reports of cats mauling children with regularity, let me know.

:rolleyes:


Though there are incidents where these things happen, there are far more goodnews coming from dogs than bad ones. Just last night, the Science Channel had an hour long documentary about  how untrained house dogs were able to save their owners\' lives. One knew her owner was about to have a heart attack and wouldn\'t allow the owner to take her out for a walk. Dog already had the phone in its mouth.

Saying cats is useless is not ignorant. I know. I owned a cat. I\'ve had more uses out of my kitchen chair than I had for a cat. You can sit on it, put stuff on it, you can stand on it, lean it under the door knob to keep the zombies from entering the house and stuff.

A cat? It\'s cute and it\'s there for petting. Um....it can catch a mouse or your pet gerbil or parrot. THAT\'S IT! :D
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« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2003, 05:38:15 AM »
^^You\'re stupid.

I won\'t argue with you again, go look up the last thread where we had this arguement.
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« Reply #25 on: September 09, 2003, 05:42:26 AM »
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When cats can rescue and guide humans, let me know. Til then, cats = a critter that tolerates humans and sleep 18 hours a day

Cat owners = worship cats like gods

Dog owners = worshipped by dogs


Amen to that, give that man a cee-garr
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« Reply #26 on: September 09, 2003, 11:52:40 PM »
Dogs begging for food is probably the single most annoying thing ever.  Thus, Dogs are worthless.
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« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2003, 02:08:57 PM »
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Dogs begging for food is probably the single most annoying thing ever.  Thus, Dogs are worthless.


Cats will beg for food. Trust me they will. They were worthless before the begging, though. But when a dog tries to save your cat loving ass, please tell the person in charge of the dog that you prefer to be saved by a worthless cat.

This will be comical to say the least. :laughing:
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« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2003, 03:37:08 PM »
If you let your dog beg for food, you\'re the worthless one.

Cat\'s are the "lazy" of the natural world. When was the last time you saw a cat running just to get excercise?!
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« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2003, 03:42:02 PM »
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Cats will beg for food. Trust me they will. They were worthless before the begging, though. But when a dog tries to save your cat loving ass, please tell the person in charge of the dog that you prefer to be saved by a worthless cat.

This will be comical to say the least. :laughing:


You really seem to be under the impression that a very high percentage of dogs is going to jump into a pool and save you if you happened to be drowning.
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