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Offline SwifDi
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« on: September 09, 2003, 09:36:31 PM »
Just post what you think is the worst movie ever made.

Some friends brought this one up at lunch today, so... so... bad.

Anyone remember, "Shrunken Heads"?

This article sums it up

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You wanna see a realistic movie, check out "Shrunken Heads," which is what would happen if three kids in the neighborhood got blown away by thugs working for a lesbian gangster, but then they had their heads cut off and boiled in a vat by the friendly neighborhood comic book salesman and Haitian voodoo police officer, and then they came back to life and flew around with knives between their teeth, getting revenge by slicing up criminals and turning em into friendly zombies who go around cleaning off graffiti and replacing the trash in upturned Dumpsters.

     All right all right all right, we\'ve seen the story before, right? But never with Meg Foster in drag, wearin a fat suit.

     The most interesting part of it is trying to figure out the STRATEGY that a flying shrunken head would use to fight a killer thug with a sawed-off shotgun and a getaway car. Fortunately, it helps that the killer heads are dead spirits brought back to life by voodoo, since that means they can pretty much do any damn thing they please, and you don\'t have to EXPLAIN it. I hate movies where they\'re EXPLAINING why the shrunken heads are able to fly.

     Anyhow, we\'re talkin blood on the windshield, blood on the mirror, blood in the shower. We\'re talkin Goo-Fest \'94.

     Forty-three dead bodies. Head-hacking. Throat-ripping. Mouth maggots. Zombierama. Two motor vehicle chases, with three crashes. Gratuitous magic jelly beans. Drive-In Academy Award nominations for Julius Harris, as the Wicked Rastafarian, who says "Yes, Freddy, cops in Haiti are extremely scary" and "I will pluck out your tongues with bull cutters and roast them, and I will take your brains and chill them for the purposes of garnishment"; Aeryk Egan, as the head head, for saying "As we continue to nurture our hate, the loss of our humanity will quicken evermore" and "There\'s nothing more for us in this world now except for revenge"; and Becky Herbst, as the 15-year-old who gets romantic with a head.


Hahaha... funny stuff.
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« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2003, 09:53:47 PM »
happened to a guy I know
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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2003, 10:53:08 PM »
ehhhhh hehehehe..... even though it sounds so stupid you make me want to see it.  I guess just so I can laugh it at with my buds.  :laughing:
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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2003, 01:21:51 AM »
I haven\'t seen it, but I hear Gigli is quite awful. :p
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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2003, 01:30:55 AM »
I can\'t belive no one has mentioned Battlefeild Earth. I saw that movie cuz it was the longest one showing. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2003, 04:54:27 AM »
gigli

Jlo is so not a lesbian
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« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2003, 05:03:30 AM »
Air Bud.. its a bout a dog that plays basketball... NUFF said .
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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2003, 05:03:45 AM »
Ishtar, though i didn\'t see it.

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Planet of the Apes (the new one)
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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2003, 05:22:44 AM »
Shrek/Kung Pow Enter the Fist
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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2003, 05:23:58 AM »
Planet Of The Apes wasn\'t that bad. I\'ve seen worse...
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« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2003, 05:28:50 AM »
FRANKENWEENIE

1984, USA, Live Action

Average American kid Victor Frankenstein brings his dog back to life after it is killed by a car. At first, the dog is a horror to the neighbors, but the monstrous pooch soon becomes a suburban hero. Frankenweenie was created by Tim Burton while working at Walt Disney Animation.



I like some Tim Burton movies, but this one should not have been made.
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« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2003, 05:29:39 AM »
I actually liked the new PoA. Dunno what the critics are on about.
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« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2003, 05:33:39 AM »
Perhaps they were on about the fact that it was a travesty to the original PotA?
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« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2003, 05:35:15 AM »
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Originally posted by alliswell
Shrek/Kung Pow Enter the Fist


HEY BIATCH! Kung Pow Enter the Fist is stupidly funny!

weeeyoooo weeeeyooooo!
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« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2003, 05:40:06 AM »
Pearl Harbour (the recent version) ... nearly 3 hours of flag waving only spoiled by a duff romance.
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