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Offline GmanJoe

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« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2003, 02:19:22 PM »
Do you smoke fags? ;)
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« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2003, 02:26:31 PM »
I\'m fag free.
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« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2003, 03:08:46 PM »
Food in England is just horrible. I dunno how I survived a weekend there.
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« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2003, 03:43:12 PM »
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Do you smoke fags? ;)


I\'d rather smoke a fag than eat a f@ggot oooo-errrr
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Food in England is just horrible. I dunno how I survived a weekend there.


No it\'s not, you\'re just not eating the right food, you must have fallen for all that "local delicacy" stuff, we only do that to catch you lot out, it\'s all mostly offal and dodgy sea food anyway.

Have you ever tried chips & sausage? What about a nice meat & potato pie? Or possibly a good old English fry up?
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« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2003, 06:04:23 PM »
I\'d love to go to England some time. Maybe one day, after I save enough, I\'ll fly out there.
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« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2003, 06:55:42 PM »
You Brits seriously have the worst diet I have ever heard of.  Even worse than ours, and that\'s saying something.  So far, you have extolled the virtues of:

"Chopped and seasoned sheeps liver and/or kidney" - WTF?  Why do you eat anything from a sheep?  That\'s what I don\'t understand.

"chips & sausage" - Fat, and more fat.  Nice combination!

"meat & potato pie" - Why do you have to put meat in everything?  I\'m also suspicious that you call it "meat" instead of beef or venison or whatever.  Kind of puts an frightening unknown variable in there if you know what I mean.

"English fry up" - I actually know what this is, and I had it once at a friend\'s house in London.  It was so loaded with fat and cholesterol, I thought my heart was going to burst before I could step 10 paces from the table.

Do you people know what heart disease is?  :laughing:
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« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2003, 07:35:08 PM »
They must exercise more than us Americans :)
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« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2003, 08:01:33 PM »
I dunno Cerberus... I had some pretty basic foods too...

Anyways, without question the best food I\'ve had in Europe is:

Italian

They know what they\'re doing down there.
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« Reply #23 on: October 01, 2003, 01:46:27 AM »
How \'bout some FISH AND CHIPS!

Or is that Australia... can\'t remember. :)

Anyway... *eats some haggish*
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« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2003, 02:07:49 AM »
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Food in England is just horrible. I dunno how I survived a weekend there.



yeah beleve me nether do I... :(

note to self must use stronger rat posion on SwifDi\'s food the next time he visits.

Anyhow I don’t know how you YANK’s stomach YOUR food, I mean what with all the growth hormones you feed the cattle I am not surprised that after just two mouthful’s you don’t grow Tit’s
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« Reply #25 on: October 01, 2003, 02:48:27 AM »
Our chips are healthier than your fries, and that\'s a FACT.

And as for saying that about putting meat in everything, no one can beat the americans for that

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just to set the record straight, the "meat" that is in our meat & potato pies is lamb, fresh, disease free and healthy lamb. It\'s only called meat & potato, because that is how it has always been known, we don\'t need to call them lamb & potato pies to know it.
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« Reply #26 on: October 01, 2003, 04:03:14 AM »
Hell....even the movie Snatch mentions how horrible the food in London is. Perhaps Guy Ritchie was one to something? ;) He does travel more than the average Brit so he knows what he\'s missing. :D
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« Reply #27 on: October 01, 2003, 04:40:39 AM »
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Hell....even the movie Snatch mentions how horrible the food in London is. Perhaps Guy Ritchie was one to something? ;) He does travel more than the average Brit so he knows what he\'s missing. :D


Quit your moaning and come to Scotland... I have a special "Haggis" that you just want to put in your mouth the very moment you see it.



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« Reply #28 on: October 01, 2003, 04:52:23 AM »
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Hell....even the movie Snatch mentions how horrible the food in London is.


Oh well, if it was in a Guy Ritchie movie, it MUST be true!!!!

PS. There\'s more to England than just London.
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« Reply #29 on: October 01, 2003, 05:10:05 AM »
IT IS TRUE THEN? :p
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