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« on: October 09, 2003, 07:17:01 PM »
Just happened like 30 minutes ago:

I flipped the switch to my kitchen on and heard a pop. One of those big giant 4 feet long lights just blew out. I remembered we had a spare in the garage, so I decided to take out the old one first. I took of one of the glass panels and laid it on our dining room table. I unhooked the lightbulb and wiggled it loose on the other side. It came to a thud, and I realised I\'d have to take the other one off to slid it through.
   So I move my stool over and manuever it out. Suddenly this loud "Ksssh!" noise comes, and the next thing I know is my ass is on the ground. The lightbulb (remeber its like a lightsabre) fell and broke on one of the beams in the light fixture and the jagged edge just missed my face by inches. I have a little cut, right below my eye. After catching my breath and cleaning up the mess I go grab the new one. I take off the 3rd glass panel and try to move it down. I drop it and a 3 foot sheet of glass is laying at my feet.

Oy! I cleaned it up, and now the new lightbulb is working fine. :laughing:
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« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2003, 07:27:18 PM »
better watch out, you saw deaths plan, and now he\'s after you!
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« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2003, 07:31:18 PM »
:laughing:

Actually me and my friends joke about "final destination".

I was almost ran over while skateboarding, I was looking at the sky and not paying and the guy stopped a foot infront of me. And he said "Jesus, where are you destined? Hell?" or something like that. Its pretty cool, it seems like im about to die or something.

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« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2003, 01:50:34 PM »
you are lucky not to be hurt.... would be funny if they made a final destination 3, and use this bit in it
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« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2003, 01:57:45 PM »
Oh me and my feinds did sometrhing so stupid in school once
they started throwing coins into a ligtbulb/sabre case thingy and then it it looked so obvious that there were coins in the case for the buld that they took the case of to take out the coins not realising the buld was actaully broken and it fell and shatttred into a million pices in the ground!
We all sepent thte whole lunch time clearing up the tiny bits of glass and covertly taking them out of school into a bin! it was so stupidly funny! the buld still hasnt been replaced, i dont know what they are gonna think when somebody goes to replace the bulb!
so many stupid things happended in that classroom last year i coudnt list them all! =] =] =] =] =]
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2003, 02:10:08 PM »
What????????????????????????????????
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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2003, 03:04:15 PM »
he is on drugz

btw; my parents werent mad- she is remodling the kitchen this summer so its no biggie.
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« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2003, 12:25:21 PM »
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Originally posted by PS2_-\'_\'-_PS2
Oh me and my feinds did sometrhing so stupid in school once
they started throwing coins into a ligtbulb/sabre case thingy and then it it looked so obvious that there were coins in the case for the buld that they took the case of to take out the coins not realising the buld was actaully broken and it fell and shatttred into a million pices in the ground!
We all sepent thte whole lunch time clearing up the tiny bits of glass and covertly taking them out of school into a bin! it was so stupidly funny! the buld still hasnt been replaced, i dont know what they are gonna think when somebody goes to replace the bulb!
so many stupid things happended in that classroom last year i coudnt list them all! =] =] =] =] =]


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